I came down from Detroit in my new Cadillac love coupe
I thought San Antone was the place for a playboy to play
I found me a darlin' with skin just as smooth as ice cream
But I got my heart adled and shot from the saddle
By a cowboy with cow on his jeans

They don't go for Cadillacs the girls go for cataracts
And pick-ups loaded with hay
This ole Detroit playboy shot down by a cowboy
With a belt buckle big as today

Don't get me wrong boys I love San Antone and I'll stay
But don't look for a playboy look for a cowboy
In a Cadillac loaded with hay

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They don't go for Cadillacs the girls go for cataracts
And pick-ups loaded with hay
This ole Detroit playboy shot down by a cowboy
With a belt buckle big as today

Don't get me wrong boys I love San Antone and I'll stay
But don't look for a playboy look for a cowboy
In a Cadillac loaded with hay