-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-
GIRL #5: Hey, honey
SEAN: S'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?
GIRL #5: I'm just doing my thing
SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at
GIRL #5: Well, how much you got, big man?
SEAN: Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on
GIRL #5: What's that?
SEAN: You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on my slub-a-du
GIRL #5: Ooh, I can do that
SEAN: You can?
GIRL #5: Mm-hmm
SEAN: You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?
GIRL #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks
SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars, -{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up
GIRL #5: -{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest
-{police car pulls up-
SEAN: You got to be fucking with mind here
GIRL #5: No, I'm not
COP: Good job denise we'll take him from here
-{Cop hand cuffs Sean-
SEAN: WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? Fuck that shit
GIRL #5: Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself
SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!
-{cop throws sean in back of police car-
COP: Just get in the back, asshole
GIRL #5: -{from outside- You sick fuck
SEAN: Damn!! -{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!
PEEPER: Piss on me -{also in the back of the police car-
SEAN: WHAT?!
PEEPER: Please, piss me
SEAN: NO!!!
PEEPER: Just a tinkle
SEAN: Fuck that, keep him away from me
PEEPER: Urine
SEAN: Keep this man away from me