[Silverware clicking]
M1: "Can you pass the beats please?"
F1: "Here you go"
M1: "Thanks"
Brad: "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm
gonna go if that's ok with you"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Brad: "Why not Mom?"
F1: "Yeah, why mom? He should go"
Brad: "It's gonna be fun I'll get to meet new people"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Brad: "Oh mom"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
F1: "Don't wory Brad"
F2: "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34,
which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it What do
you think?
Mom: "NOOO!!"
F2: "Really? I really like it"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
F2: "Oh mom, who is?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
F2: "Mom, you're so paranoid"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
M3: "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League
try-outs"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
M3: "Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "Do you think you could drop me off there?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "How am I gonna get there?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "I'll walk I guess"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "Please?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "Come on, mom"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Brad: "I'll get it for you Cindy"
Cindy: "Thanks Brad"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Cindy: "Thanks for the tip, Ma"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Brad: "Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Brad: "Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful night We need to get
out more"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "Mother, Brad is right"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "We should go out, it'll be fun"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "You wanna come Dave?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Dave: "No, I'll hang out with mom"
M1: "You sure?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "Yeah, go without me"
M3: "All right, see you guys later"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "How are you, mom? Great meal tonight Sure is You sure know
how to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady Say mom, uhm, can I go
canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Dave: "Please?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "Mom, you're over reacting!"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "Why are you so overprotective!?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in your
ways it drives me crazy!"
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Screen door closes]
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at him!"