[Adam Sandler]:

And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop

[Cop]:

Do you realize how fast you were going sir?

{Excited Southerner]:
Yesyes I doand uh there is an explanation for thatfirst of alllet me
start off by sayingIIIIIyouyouyou youwork very
hardand I do respect what you doprotectin and uh
servinIIIspeedometergot thelead footyou got the radar
gunnot reliableIIgot the diarrheagot toget homefor
thewhooituhit pregnant wifeshe's at the hospital right
nowgiving birth to twinsI gotta get theregotthe guy next to me
wasgoing faster than mejust keeping upwith the trafficmy
cousin'salso a state trooperin New Jerseymaybe you could talk toa
tree branch wascovering the speed limit signwith aand a truck was
tailgating meI just hope

[Cop]:
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Here's your ticket Save it for the judge