Revelations: And the number of the Beast shall be 666 Born in the sixth month, the sixth day, and the sixth hour, and anyone bearing this mark, shall be known a...

We are Americans We are Americans, oh yeah! We carry great big guns 'Cause we are Americans! Oh yeah! We're strong (we're strong!) And we're free (we're free!)...

She doesn't like it when I smoke Or give the fire a friendly stoke And when the sun is burning down We sit in the shade She says she looks like Frankenstein I ...

Hey Captain Greg! Tell us about the time you fought the pirates of Spain! Aw gee, you kids don't want to hear that story again, do you? Oh yes we do! Oh no you ...

Christmas dreams And drunken alibies to you I can't believe I danced with naked with the turkey I got stuffing everywhere I didn't mean to throw up in the child...

It was a terrible day My legs felt like four pounds of cheese in a two-pound bag I didn't know what to do My eyes were bloodshot, and actually my legs were bloo...

I bought a pair of pants At the corner store They were size fourty-one I'm size thirty-four So I took them to a tailor And I tried them on And he took them in A...

He lived by the sea The Dolphin Boy And he loved the dolphins that swam so free The Dolphin Boy He was at one with the ocean The dolphins he loved with devotion...

I'll buy you an electric car So we can go out and look at the stars some time I'll adopt a Third World family And we can send them letters at Christmas time I'...

I'm the only gay Eskimo, I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay Eskimo, In my tribe! I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka, But all I want to do is ...

Well, my mother was a mule and my father was a squirrel my sister's a boy, and I am a girl Circus Freaks (repeat 1) Yeah! Circus Freaks (repeat 1) My mother w...

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street Hi bob, how are you? Just fine bill but i see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new gas ...

He was little but we loved him He was small but he was swell He was tiny, how he teased me Guess he knew how to ring my bell He was my midget love slave He was...

He lives down by the furnace Janitor, Janitor And he makes the young kids nervous Janitor, Janitor He tells everybody to call him Tony But he smells like oil, a...

You're my little curry puff I'm your vindaloo man I want to take you where samosas run wild And lay you in a bed of nan I'm lying here in my pajamas Dreaming o...

Down in the mine it's dark and it's damp Your legs will be bent and your buttocks will cramp Dust will get into your eyes and your pants And make your underwear...

White and black, the friendly bears of China White and black, they rarely reproduce What shall be done about these Chinese bears? What shall be done about these...

There's a power within me there's an empire down below where energy and miracles are free and often flow So come on everyody now men, women, young and old I c...

Pick up the phone Get out your tool Just remember The golden rule They're not pretty Phone sex girls are not pretty They're not pretty Phone sex girls are not ...

We need 30 million sandwiches and 60 million cokes We're gonna have a party with those crazy Third World folks We're gonna have an egg toss and play some hide a...

Hello everyone my name is gary coleman and a lot of you remember me as that little black kid on different strokes but there's another, darker side of me that a ...

Psychopathic killer in the summertime Psychopathic killer oh yeah, oh yeah Psychopathic killer in the summertime Psychopathic killer oh yeah, oh yeah I'd like ...

Somethin' strange is a'happenin' here My baby's actin' mighty queer I picked her up to go to the show We sat back in the very last row I went out to buy some co...

Hey! Hey you know here I am I'm here now Here I am, I'm standing I'm right here Here I am, on my legs I'm standing, standing here Under me there is a place And ...

Okay, we'll take it fromuhwe'll start at the beginningokay, Ray is your hair alright? Okayuhhere we go One! Two! uh It's three, four Okay here we go, here we...

I put a wheel in her right hand I put a wheel in her left hand I put a wheel between her legs I used my Grandma as a skateboard And we went up and down And we ...

And now we'd like to do a tribute to a very talented songwriter, singer, dancer, juggler, skateboarder, ice cream saleswoman, nazi hunter, fugitive logger, cake...

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and...

He lived by the sea, the dolphin boy And he loved the dolphin's that swam so free the dolphin boy He was at one with the ocean the dolphins he loved with devoti...

Maybe the time has come for me to make my final bow, Before the spotlight flickers out Im gonna make my way some how The clowns and gestures, there makeup smear...

When the moon rises over the meadow And the grass is glistening with the dew I'll come home and find you softly sleeping And I'll throw up and I'll pass out nex...