Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream About me,about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom ofour chests About the...

Fat and docile, big and dum They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well...

I'm sick and tired of my generation getting blamed for the state of the planet I'm sick of my generation getting called the TV generation "Well all you guys do ...

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 99 Drink beer If I could offer you only one tip for the future Beer would be it The long term benefits of beer have been pr...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, due to illness, tonight the part of Denis Leary, will be played by Denis Leary And now welcome Denis Leary" Thank you Thank you Thank you...

Elvis and I order Domino's Pizza with extra cheese Suckin' down Formula 44D Elvis and I put on diapers and extra sheer pantyhose We never argue or overdose He s...

Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now Hey, if you know the wo...

I love to smoke I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat I love to eat raw fucking red meat Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burg...

And I'll tell you something else right now I have the solution to the drug problem in this country Nobody wants to hear it, but I have it Not less drugs, more d...

We did it all We did whatever we could get our hands on back in the seventies We did fucking handfuls of mushrooms, pills, Ludes, coke Whatever it was, we just ...

I have no head for figures My hands cannot explain Endangered animals and that's it grain I see dead rivers running dry I see the activists who march and cry O...

I love to smoke I smoke seven thousand packs a day, ok And I am never fucking quitting! I don't care how many laws they make What's the law now? You can only sm...

They come over here and they take all our land They chop of our heads and they boil them in oil Our children are leaving and we have no heads We drink and we si...

Denis Leary/Chris Phillips) They come over here and they take all our land They chop of our heads and they boil them in oil Our children are leaving and we hav...

Spoken: Prehaps one of the most interesting words In the English language today is the word fuck Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f" Fuc...

TRAPPED BY A THING CALLED LOVE Denise Lasalle Somebody tell me what has this man got? He makes me feel what I don't wanna feel Somebody tell me what has this m...