Fighting with gloves Now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder Hitting above the belt Now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder Citing the facts Now we're t...

The first time I saw the descendents, they were the fastest band I?d ever seen No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for the ally cats to p...

I'm not here to entertain you I'm here to meet my friend the Russian The Irish, the German, the Columbian I don't care how bad I fuck up I care about how fucke...

[Originally by Nena] You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn Till one by one, they wer...

Billy cobin lost it all We knew he would eventually Some wonder why he took the fall Others just ask who the hell is he And why should we care for him A baggy ...

Staying home is not rally an option For alcoholics living in Manhattan Have you seen the size of John Bush's apartment? It's a bit smaller than a glove compartm...

All of me, why not take all? Can't you see I'm no good without you? Take these arms, I wanna lose them Take these lips, I'll never use them Your goodbye left me...

You are a hippie You smell like skunk I'm your arch-enemy A middle class punk Get out Get a life Get a jo Everyone's smoking grass Everyone is an ass Can't you ...

[CD lyrics:] Hello, welcome to our CD Can you hear the blatant similarity? To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat [Vinyl lyrics:] Hello, welcome to our disc Turn ...

[Rancid cover song] Your selling sexism your selling racism your selling anything you get your fucking hands on an understanding, you got a plan in a presentati...

[first joke] - Hey Hefe - What? - What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? - Uh you? [second joke] - Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma? - I d...

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gr...

If I want some beer I don't want to hear About how I missed the show Because I drink too slow So pass me the beer bong It won't take very long For me to put do...

Tired of shootin' smack, tired of on the run, traded the needle for the gun Tired of livin' small, tired of the withdrawal, no more retreat, give it the all Oh...

I've no consideration, Zero mutual respect For billions who suffer from Rational thought neglect I don't wanna waste a sentence, I don't want a convert-sation T...

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety I'll torch a torah right off a bridge I am a reverend of irreverence I'm a shill for any sacrilege I understand that faith...

He spent 15 years getting loaded 15 years till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The doctor said: "what you been thinkin bout?...

Have you ever gone to sleep with bo derek And woke up with bo diddley? Have you ever gone to sleep with bo derek And woke up with bo diddley? You got so loaded,...

The beer is better in Canada The people are better in Canada The hockey players are better in Canada But America has better hockey teams The ecstasy is better ...

I was walking on the avenue (Strolling) The heart opened to the unknown I wanted to say hello to anyone Anyone and that was you, I told you anything Just hadda ...

It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in this world Why do you have to make them worse? Day after day, you just got...

This is not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System, This is the Real Thing!!! And if you tape my voice, which you should never ever do You'll kiss your ass go...

Birds are dumb with small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don't see you eat a talking bird Pigs smell bad they r...

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you're gonna find at the record store ...

When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunk A copper pulled me over, and I thought that I was sunk He came up to my car, I thought up a little trick I took a ...

It's over before it starts, oh don't you know So on your marks, standby, ready, go From London to New York, Montreal to Tokyo I see visions of her everywhere i ...

I was backstage at a festival in Germany Talking to a cute fair skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set I noticed tha...

Don't believe a word your grandfather says He's been classified grade a psycotik You can see it from the hole in his head A saner man would have used a bigger g...

This is not a test on the emergency broadcast system This is the real thing Sit back watch it crumble, see the drowning watch the fall I feel just terrible abo...

Don't call me white, Don't call me white Don't call me white, Don't call me white The connotations wearing my nerves thin Could it be semantics generating the ...

These two shots are for derrick For rifle not the handgun For coffee and cigarettes Give it back You know suicide isn't painless When you leave everyone in pain...

You don't tell me you are pakistan I wait for you to kick your ass I stay long time to take my head I hate the lies I always see I love guitar in your ass Ahhhh...

He won the race the judges concluded He was the better man he had the will to win A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be th...

Dresser droors are filled with pocket change Coupons cut, cigarettes smoked down to the butt, Is this what dreams are made of! Adding up subtracting down you fi...

Get out of my way Can't you see im from East Bay I Know Blatz, down with EBU I bet I got way more piercings than you I just love this town My girlfriend weighs...

What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul? Paul and Eddie had it good But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks So after a couple years Eddie broke it off ...

One source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me Never more to be free Electricity Nuclear and hep Carbon fuels from the sea Wasted electricity ...

Eric Melvin took PCP one night in Hollywood It was pretty funny He kept saying "Help Me" Over and over again Then he started puking That was cool Then he passed...

39 My hair should be parted not spiked and green My nights should end at 10 and not 6 am But it is and they don't I still get excited when the Adolescents play ...

Dear Sirs, To whom is may concern theres facts id like to learn so many things i wanna know especially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regalia please send...

All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol So I'm headed down the street to first call Me and...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of TV But since I can't I'll think of food I'll think of sex I'll think of music And I'll thin...

Don't even try to tell us What we can and cannot say Profanity's a tool that You cannot take away Is freedom of expression Just a load of shit? Just another far...

I know she's antiseptic her deodorant smells nice I'd like to get to know you But you're deep frozen like the ice She's a germ free adolescent Cleanliness is he...

I'm on the wagon now but she doesn't know I'm getting high on the down low Cause when I got the music I got no place to go Unless I got a bottle in me I'm in t...

With so much drama in the L-B-C It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G But I, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May I, ...

Glass war, glass war, glass war, glass war, it's a glass war Glass war, glass war, it's a glass war Glass war, glass war It's a glass war Cause you can see rig...

loving you isn't the right thing to do how can i ever change things that i feel if i could, baby i'd give you my world but how can i, when you won't take it fro...

Aimless ain't got no where to go All my thoughts have gone… Ready? Mother Mary had a son Whose days were spent on having fun And Monday he got a letter: you co...

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's ...

Hello dear there somthin' on my mind There somethin' between us I can't find Can please please show me the light Because with you I refuse to fight It's cause y...

Now my chainsaw close to head Change your points; you're left for dead This isn't hectic fight for fun this is Hardcore 81 Neighbourhood watch, backyard brawl ...

Light the match burn the flower Leave behind all the wrong why be Sad when happiness can be bought for A little more than free modern Day prohibition are we men...

You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, Be straight and screw Enjoy your day, Wha...

Life is just a bowl of worries Or is it just the DUI's Distinguish between right and wrong Truth and bullshit If you can't agree between white and black Don't l...

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms a...

I am a huge fan of Bad Religion I even bought a brown Fender Precision (like the one Jay plays) Signing to Atlantic was a really bad decision Now they're back o...

Jesus Christ will resurrect He's got his BMI royalty to collect He's not the white fragile hippie He looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-T Jesus Christ is...

[Rancid cover song] Are you gonna be ready to use it If you hesitate they'll pursue it Put the gun to the dome no question Now the holy ghost in question what a...

Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you kept following me all over town I'll display it, there's no way to say it I don't just want you, I just don't w...

one two one two three! i gotta pee! i gotta pee! i gotta pee! i gotta pee! i gotta pee! i gotta pee! i gotta pee! i gotta pee! i gotta pee! i gotta pee! i gotta...

Open your self, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me in to you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, to let me crawl ...

I want you to want me I need you to need me I'm begin' you to beg me And I want you now Yea I want you to want me I need you to need me I'm begin' you to beg me...

( Verse 1 ) When I wake up, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man that wakes up next to you And when I go out, I what I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man that...

You better watch out you better not cry You better put out records DIY Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been If you fuck up I'm telling Tim Tak...

[Originally by Rancid] I'm the one who got a religion I'm the one who couldn't take my knife I'm the one who got a religion I'm the one who couldn't take my kn...

Mascara hides the sleepless nights Years of abuse, the downs and highs A lonely drunk staggers on stage Weathered and worn, battered and broken, I feel my age L...

He's not smart, a C student And that's after buying his way into school Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic Can he read? No one's really quite sure He signs stu...

You better watch out You better not cry You better putout records diy Cause its not what youve done Its what youve been If you fuck up Im telling Tim Take you ...

I'm swimming in a sea of pee I'm hiking up a big mountain of poo I feel like rolling in glass when I'm without you I'm diving in a pool of puke I'm fly fishing...

I am iron man! Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his ...

Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were on a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide They were abo...

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true I'm here for me not you Nonconglumurate I mean what I sa...

Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the middle of a knife fight Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get AIDS or dysentery Jamaica's alright, if you wanna be mugg...

Black is beatiful, white is so pure Can you see a difference? all I see's a blur Is one color a virtue how can you be sure Ignorance the disease education the c...

Johnny has a problem Johnny is out of control He had a TV party With the kids in the black hole Stealing people's mail And lynching the landlord Things to do wh...

Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the da...

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An is hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs kitty ketamine your Persev...

The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh yeah, kill al...

"Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen You've been crowned the newest queen Kinda like the punk rock Gloria Steinham You can't change the world by blaming me...

Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Da...

Last night was really fun, that's what I heard from almost everyone I got a hand stamp but not a first hand account I don't remember what booze I drank, I'm not...

I wish i could go so far away where time moves too slow day after day ill wait and ill sit and watch the clouds as they go by ill wait and ill sit and watch th...

Breath ever soft We wouldn?t wanna break the eggs as we walk Never alone, cautious, afraid I hear the voice of reason on the pa Leave it alone, follow the grain...

We call the heartland not very smart land, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates an...

I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Because I know in my future days I'll have my lion's share There's nothing that I like better Than gettin...

Excuses for our money Is that religion One more dollar for What Jesus has given Hell is free But you might have to pay for heaven One more dollar Is that religi...

Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get buried again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice diseas...

I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I dont wanna leave the rest behind I dont want enscription on a plaque never first or 2nd p...

Mean people suck Mean people suck Mean people suck Mean people suck They Suck! They Suck! They Suck! They Suck! Mean people suck Mean people suck Mean people su...

Why can't I do what I want Why must I do what my parents want? I gotta live by Mom's rules I gotta live by Mom's rules I gotta live by Mom's rules I gotta live ...

LEMME TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY THINK I LIKE ABOUT mONDAYS cAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE SATURDAYS WHEN YOU DONT GOTTA GO TO WORK EVERYDAY IS A HOLIDAY I WAKE UP WHEN I WAN...

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl She says sur...

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes They're idiots, they're losers, they're scum Taking advantage of everyone You're a dog, they're y...

My name is Mister Jones, I get inside your bones, I know how to make you tweek, You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need, I control your mind, I ...

I wanna see the constitution burn Wanna watch the white hourse overturn Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red I wanna tar and lynch the kkk I wanna pull and ...

You gotta have friends, that don't betray Friends that don't lie, friends you can trust Some steal your girlfriend, some steal your money Laugh at it later, the...

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a...

My father had dementia He lied in bed for months Once in a while he'd call me And ask me to fly down I told him that I'd love to But I had things to do And so h...

Life is fast but I dont wanna live past you, cuz you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So c...