Suns collapse, Planets die Clouds will gather, To darken sky But you and I, We have nothing Salt has pepper, Black has white Intrigue has boredom, The day has ...

You know what happens when models marry, You're the kind of angel they produce Pale creature more sad than savage, Heaven knows you're fireproof In an apartment...

It's not just that you're ugly Though you rate high on the scale But unlike other basic primates You've devolved into the male Whose witless tactless body Now t...

We played tag in grade school, You wanted to be it But chasin' boys was just a fad, You crossed your heart, you'd quit When we grew up you traded, Your promise ...

Lucky (Edit) - Paul McDermott This is a story about a boy called Paul and a show called Good News Week About Mikey and Julie Early morning He wakes up Knock, ...

You cry now because it's over, But for me it never really began You're just like some drug, That never quite kicked in You're like a good time that we both neve...

I remember the songs you sang to me When I was a babe in arms Oh, my stars Oh my stars, will you Navigate me home We are princes and princesses So our pauper f...

Oops!I Did It Again - Paul McDermott Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I did it again I made you believe we're more than just ...

Just a perfect day, Drink sangria in the park, And then later, when it gets dark, we'll go home Just a perfect day, Feed animals in the zoo, Then later a movie ...

I'm on a small grey smudge of a planet And it's spinning out of control It's not the way I would have planned it If I had the self-control Say you do, you know...

You're the woman in the church, Talking to herself The NA AA, Drinking to his health Your that manic depressive, Laughing in the dark You're anyone who's born a...

I've been contemplating suicide, But it really doesn't suit my style So I think I'll just act bored instead, And contain the blood I would've shed She makes me...

I was caught by your smile under a blushing moon, You were the only one left there Words poured like wine over an open wound, You were the only one left there W...

I was caught by your smile, under a blushing moon You were the only one left there Words poured like wine, over an open wound You were the only one left there W...

I was caught by your smile under a blushing moon You were the only one left there Words poured like wine over an open wound You were the only one left there Wit...

Ba di da di da di da da da Ba di da di da di da di da da da dum Ba di da di da di da da da Ba di da di da di da di da da da dum I have been stripped of a layer...

You look pretty You look pretty You look pretty smashed I dig it, yeah, I like it When you look like that Your make-up dissolving, dress riding high You gotta l...

You look pretty, You look pretty, You look pretty smashed I dig it, yeah, I like it, Yeah, I like it when you look like that Your make-up dissolving, Your dress...

Some say love, it is a river that drowns the tender reed Some say love, it is a razor, that leaves your heart to bleed Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless...

I will come for you at night time And I will raise you from your sleep I will kiss you in four places As I go running up your street And I will squeeze the life...

I'm sorry that she hurt you I'm sorry that you cried I'm sorry that she wounded Your substantial pride And I'm sorry Sorry that it never worked out But hey, wha...

You float, you float across the sea They say you're guaranteed You've transcended And you fly, you fly across the sky Your arms are open wide You've transcended...

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty, Sound of their breath fades with the light I think about the loveless fascination, Under the Milky Way tonight Lo...

Week New Years Eve Special after they had a line from it as a 'Strange but True' clue It is a Spice Girls song and he does it beutifully) Yo, I'll tell you what...

This song is for the ladies, or as i like to call you Women [verse 1] I first saw you baby In a Pair of pale blue slacks (slacks) Fading Dis-interest at the st...