[Pete Nice] Ace is the place with the helpful hardware Prime's got a spare, it's truth or dare [MC Serch] Stare into the face of a kid who is a hypocrite Tak...

[Alan] A-B-C-D-E (Wait, Alan, may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?) No no no, dis is my spot Don't try and steal my spot A - A is for the...

* Daddy Rich scratches "Brooklyn!" * * 3 bars of drum beats * * Daddy Rich scratches "Brooklyn!" * Verse One: MC Serch Real cool cause Brooklyn's cool! Friday...

Knock knock knock knock, come in come in! Knock knock knock knock, come in come in! Knock knock knock knock, come in!! Who's at my door? (I don't know but let ...

"Who's car is that?" "Hey rock that shit homey" "Yeah man that's Daddy's car, man Daddy Rich You never watch him on TV?" "What's yo' name?" {Daddy Rich cuts up...

[Pete Nice] Never had a wasted mind, had the time Erectin rhyme I cause gifted lines The flows I knows puts the papers in pockets Swings of things, observed in...

[MC Serch singing throughout] But my balls itch!! *laughter* Oooooooooh! Dedicated to my man, Pete Nice, knahmsayin? *laughter* Oahhhh I got HA HAHAHAH! *unc...

All around the country cost to cost People say what you like most I don't want to brag i don't want to bost I always tellum i like toast Yeah toast Yeah toast I...

You do not dig them, so you say TRY THEM! TRY THEM and you may Try them and you may, I say [Pete Nice] Slave drivers on your dollar bills that builds upon you...

Don't drink the milk (why?) IT'S SPOILED! [Pete Nice] Eyes slow to open, alarm clock's broken I'm steppin out the bed but ain't a booty line spoken Stick a 40...

[Serch] Aiyyo Pete, it's Chubbs [Chubb] Sup G? [Serch] Yo Pete [Nice] Yo Serch [Serch] You know people tryin to gel us right? Try to gel [Chubb] Yeah dat [Serch...

{*breathing like Darth Vader* The next selection is bass filled Musical compisition, entitled Microphone Techniques Please check it out [Greg Nice] Get up eve...

"3rd place is everything C'mon, I'll show you" [MC Serch] Tight fit, dim lit spot, is where I'm movin to Sweaty but these slow tracks start soothin you Light-...

[MC Serch] Set to decide, who's on the inside track but you slack and so another dive and you lounge - but who's shoes would you be in? Wake up, it's time to r...

"No static at alllllll" [MC Serch] Beef not needed to waste one cause trouble don't feed the bass drum Some so feeble, so play the hoodlum A humdrum liver in ...

"This recording, is a collection of unintended indiscretions before microphone" "Oh who locked the door?" "A hard man is good to find" "Open the door!" "The pr...

Antoine, Antoine's got something here Ro-roll that window We have to turn around because I want to shoot you Park the limousine, in front of the swamp Then I wa...

Today I'm prepared to bring specific charges against certain members working in an industry that reaches into every household in the country [Pete Nice] Hoods...

Alright coming up now another request (this one) This time from the boys down at Anna's Pizza Paradise A new arrangement of a great oldie in rhythm and blues V...

"It's all made up huh? Cause here he is" -> Archie Bunker "You don't like anything about us Y-you resent our attitudes, our politics, even the clothes we wear...

Richard, yeah, boy, come here, let me speak to you What is this scatting and scratching bullshit [Incomprehensible] You ain't washing your own butt, boy You don...

"Here's my advice to all amateurs plannnnnnnning to give a performace: speak up, and keep the act moving" [MC Serch] Servin the role, a sole step-child Talk o...

[MC Serch] Knowledge on the court, observin what is all around The light goes up, my mic blows up, the silence is now sound Hearin and fearin, the momentum of ...

"At the sound of the tone, the time will be twelve AM" * about a dozen alarm clocks and grandfather clocks go off * [MC Serch] Ready in the intro, cue up the ...

[MC Serch] Aiyyo man, my labelmate Don Newkirk Man step to him [Don Newkirk] Thanks Serch! And now for the Prime Minister Sinister Pete N-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hice...

f/ Prince Paul [MC Serch] Aiyyo Prince Paul, is this a Gas Face lyrical remix? [Prince Paul] Yes indeed Serch And it goes a little umm-ah, somethin like thi...

"You are sleeping! You do not want to believe You are sleeping!" * DJ Richie Rich cuts "Guide you out of triple stage darkness" -> Rakim, +I Ain't No Joke+ an...

Verse 1 MC Serch In the heat of the night I step swift jettin to the spot that got the most gift a who to do sittin in my drum loop pistol loaded and I'm ready ...

"And so, my fellow Americans Ask not what your country can do for you Ask what you can do for your country" -> President John F Kennedy "And now, back to New Yo...