- A Night At The Roses
You should see yourself When will you grow up Every knob you twist on that machine is like a crutch But i was just the fool You've been waiting for Who says we...
- Backstabber
The record goes from blue to gold So thank you for all your help I know you want to jump around But try to contain yourself You always struck me as the type to ...
- Bad Habit
biting keeps your words at bay tending to the sores that stay happiness is just a gash away when i open a familiar scar pain goes shooting like a star comfort h...
- Bank of Boston Beauty Queen
ive tried dolls that were guaranteed sixteen or under none were very exciting sorta like a laugh track or whacking off they'll get you off but it's just not the...
- Battered Bride
This day was meant to be A day that i would treasure This day was meant to be A way to make us closer Could it be he doesnt't see That we don't fit together? C...
- Bitter
A dirty deed is brewing green ivy overgrowing The scissors poised and ready and she said that she was going A thousand hours of waiting she put it all in writin...
- Black Jeep
I've been driving around town With my head spinning around Everywhere I look, I see A '96 Jeep Cherokee You're a bully and a clown You made me cry and put me do...
- Blake Says
Blake says no one ever really loved him They just faked it to get money from the government And Blake thinks angels grow when you plant angel dust He shakes his...
- Boston
All the cities in the world And so very little time and So many different girls All you have to do is find them There's a wealth of opportunity you plan your tr...
- Christopher Lydon
clutching the phone till my hands were sore i never understood pain before, christopher you cannot know what it does to me hearing you speak with this frequency...
- Coin-Operated Boy
coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy made of pla...
- Colorblind
I love you like a brother And i love you like a child And i love you like a lover And i love you dumb and colorblind And i love you like a mother Even after all...
- Dear Jenny
Boys wear overcoats in heat like this to keep themselves from showing Girls fill out prescriptions for the tricks that keep their hearts from growing Specialist...
- Delilah
There's no end to the love you can give When you change your point of view to underfoot Very good You may be flat but you're breathing And there's no doubt he'...
- Dirty Business
Raise your glass We have incorporated Place your bets We're all so sick of waiting Queen takes jack You got me this time but i'll get you back So pick a number ...
- First Orgasm
It is a thursday I get up early It is a challenge I'm usually lazy I make some coffee I eat some rice chex And then i sit down To check my inbox I only read a...
- Girl Anachorism
you can tell from the scars on my arms and cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girls you can ...
- Glass Slipper
no one's asking to go dancing its not like that anymore its romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door its a gory sort of story thats been...
- Good Day
so you dont want to hear about my good song? and you dont want to hear about how i am getting on with all the things that i can get done the sun is in the sky &...
- Gravity
gravity plays favorites i know it cause i saw honest to god officer it's awful down at work i'm getting too familiar with the floor showing off my talentsby the...
- Half Jack
half underwater i'm half my mother's daughter a fraction's left up to dispute the whole collection half off the price they're asking in the halfway house of ill...
- Kaledrina
An arm is off An eye is missing A face is cracked A mouth is rusting A dress is ripped A hand is stuck This mechanism Seems to be broken But pull the string St...
- Lonesome Organist
He told me that I knew just what to laugh at And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so I could know for certain So on the bench I watc...
- Mandy Goes To Med School
I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought...
- Me & The Minibar
Bring two prix fixe dinners up I'll unwrap the plastic cups It's just us my love It's just us my love I will make the room up nice Put your insides all on ice ...
- Missed Me
missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me if you kiss me mister i might tell my sister if i tell her mister she might tell my mother and my mother, mister, ...
- Modern Moonlight
Presenting modern moonlight just as advertised Coke and pepsi finally found a compromise How can they complain that we're all fucked up kids When they keep on c...
- Mrs O
oh mrs o will you tell us where the naughty children go will you show how the sky turned white and everybody froze heaven knows how they got into the fireplace ...
- My Alcoholic Friends
I'm counting back The number of the steps It took for me to get Back on the wagon of the weekend I'll use the autotimer to prove that I'll get home with my ima...
- Necessary Evil
Let's get lost Fingers crossed It is an ordinary evening I am broadcasting are you receiving Sick sick sound All fall down It is a necessary evil Just like hig...
- Pierre
There once was a boy named Pierre, Who only would say, I don't care Hear his story, my friend, for you'll find at the end, that a suitable moral lies there One ...
- Sandy's Song
And the last thing I'd recall Her body standing on the stone Sandy wiping her grey eyes I was pleased and frightened To see a grownup woman cry She blamed her h...
- Sex Changes
Dear mr and/or mrs sender- We're pleased to inform you that your applications been accepted Starting from the time you get this letter Your life will be one nev...
- Shores Of California
He's been trying with limited success To get this girl to let him get into her pants But every time he thinks he's getting close She threatens death before he g...
- Sing
There is this thing that's like touching except you don't touch Back in the day, it just went without saying at all All the world's history gradually dying of s...
- Slide
a late april day and it's sunny outside and a red little girl's at the top of a slide and an an orange old man at the bottom wants to take her for a ride as she...
- Standing By Your Man
( Tammy Wynett Cover ) Sometimes its hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one man You'll have bad times And he'll have good times Doing things that ...
- The Jeep Song
i've been driving around town with my head spinning around everywhere i look i see your '96 jeep cherokee you're a bully and a clown you made me cry and put me...
- The Mouse & The Model
Nothing is certain at this time of day You could reverberate you could decay The mouse and the model are laughing at us We'll risk it we're desperate for someon...
- The Perfect Fit
i could make a dress a robe fit for a prince i could clothe a continent but i can't sew a stitch i can paint my face and stand very very still its not very pra...
- The Point Of It All
Oh, what a noble distiguished collection of fine little friends you have made Hitting the tables without you again, no, we'll wait, no, we promise we'll wait Ju...
- The Sheep Song
Red brush Washing up Look I made america Hush hush Don't don't rush And don't try to care too much Brown wine Turpentine Somethings musn't be combined Sleep no...
- The Tale Of A Very Sad End
It was eight years to come I forget it quite well A fair pretty maiden in a cottage did dwell She live with her parents all nice and serene And her age was brig...
- The Time Has Come
the time has come to speak of many things of jacks and queens and kings i bared my wrists and promised to begin but you cut the blade straight in the time has...
- Thirty Whacks
thirty licks with a belt - playing tricks on myself and i wonder if everyone else is this way a succession of tests a triumphant success each time it's still in...
- Truce
you can have washington i'll take new jersey you can have london but i want new york city i should get providence i've got a job now los angeles - obvious - th...
- Ultima Esperenza
Downloading doves on your fancy computer You're shooting for love in the dark Hey once you've found her now go instant message Her name is a pretty good start ...
- Will
i won't try to explain what i cannot understand it's a bird it's a plane it's a one night stand if i only we could ride far enough i'd forget you altogether it'...