• Col-Roll
  • Col Lin Thinks Its a Real Job
    On the World Wide We Finding out if the hospitals are Y2K compliant He goes out to the country And checks out the buffets And is writing a guide to cute nurses ...
  • Damn That Student Radio
    Loud loud loud loud loud And they play really bad music Why can't they play some Donovan? They're students of course, And they have no respect for authority If ...
  • Flat Battery
    I gotta talk to them Its really important that I get in touch But my phone battery's gone flat I tried to recharge it By forcing the end into a power socket But...
  • FURB
    Oh oh Oooh No no no (You know there is two sides to every story) See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch Talkin' shit like a snitch Why you write a song ...
  • My Hairy Grandad
    Have always had big toes With smells emanating that drift up into your nose And the people in my family, have questionable hygiene I think it all comes from, w...
  • Rolled Gold
    Its calling for you man, so be real That old tree next to your house, You know the one with the possum family in it, Is creaking under the strain, Which is a me...