• Bibl-Why
  • Bible Of Errors
    This 'Bible' of Errors, Call the stretcher bearers Some people believed, Their souls it has thieved Mocking them with it's laugh, They're the sacrificial calf T...
  • Coursework
    The pressure increases, Never ceases There's no word for the pain I feel, It's so unreal There is only one thing that can do this to me, I'm sure you see The i...
  • God Cheats At Poker
    Every Thursday, me and the guys Get together at Joe's, though he always cries "Get out my house", We just laugh and go in And when he tries to stop us, We kick ...
  • Jim The Monkey
    Oh I had a monkey, Who's name, it was Jim Only problem was he like to Drink loads of vodka and gin Well, it all began at the circus, When Jim the monkey was bu...
  • Poncho Man
    OooooooohPoncho man Why did you she'd your clothes? OooooooohPoncho man Put back on your robes Running down the street under the noon sun Why did you do it? Di...
  • Souls On Toast
    There's a fish in my pocket Don't squeeze me or I'll shit on your shoes It takes dead people longer in everything Why do beavers live in ice? Souls on toast The...
  • The Lords Faire
    Looking 'round all I see, A painful world of agony, People suffer endlessly, All because of me! I'm the reason for their pain, I'm their one and only bane, Tho...
  • Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist
    I know you're coming to find me I can feel the sense of dread In your books, the Qur'an and the Bible And now as I lie in this bed I can see the end is nearing ...
  • Why Me?
    Why me? Why me? Please set me free! Trapped in this soulless cage, Screaming at the bars, Venting my pathetic rage Chorus: Why me? Why me? Free me, free me! Ag...