We are the old, we've got arthritis, Our gums are weak (so weak), from gingivitis We are the old, we've got arthritis, Wi are the ones who wear fifocals, and h...

When hooters giggle around And I find nickels on the ground I care When the Mustangs engine purrs And the bathromm's not hers I care When the pitcher's on the...

Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage, this I tell you brother, you can't have one without the other Love and marriage, l...

Love and marriage,love and marriage Go together like a horse and carriage This I tell you brother You can't have one without the other Love and marriage, love ...

My wife will never cook or clean Still my money's spent Who knew when I first chose my mate That she would put on that much weight She said she knew for sure "T...

My wife will never cook or clean Still my money's spent Who knew when I first chose my mate That she would put on that much weight She said she knew for sure ""...