Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby Man with the world's longest pubic hair Met the woman with the world's longest fingernails They made the world's worst fairy ...

Her underwear has April showers And I am pissing on her may flowers He is pissing on my bare feet I gotta run from the Japanese army I gotta climb the electrica...

One stiff-legged bandit results In my nose rubbing in a puddle And mommy is in the dog house soaking up the piss with cotton balls I am in a snow suit with a do...

My lips are running off to china They are talking at 55 miles per hour My mouth is dripping saliva Get, get, get a muzzle for my vagina My loose lips are sinkin...

Numbing the effects of that heart-cart truck stop Spreading rumors around the Mexican border I've longed to smuggle my sperm across that border I've grown to ta...

And this plumber goes into a bowling alley looking for trouble He does not go anywhere without his plunger and pocketknife He spots his first opponent and calls...

I affect the low income respiration of monogamy We'd have to jumpstart his pacemaker with expensive thrills We'd have to plant his irate seed in the gills of an...

Limping through recess with my pulse unrecognized These are her dizzy thoughts hospitalized Sex offenders seek salvation in batting practice Hunting size madnes...

Human powered gamma wave is the energy I slave Human powered gamma wave is what my circuits crave Human communicate by kazoo The biology is always new Now to be...

My dentist is very angry I do not keep my dentures clean Because of this diaper rash and guilt about my wet dreams I hate my dentist He does not let me eat choc...

Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off My nuts are a pressure cooker, my lymph nodes are swollen laughter Canker sores in traffic Sponge bath his habits Sometimes I j...

Starts sucking the hormones from my body Put the firehouse into my artery My heart is roasting like a marshmallow Hurry, my rubber sheets are turning yellow Sta...

Ejaculation is a waste of valuable resources Your kids are not safe from us homosexuals Your kids are controlled by the intellectuals Your kids will dabble in t...

I got to peek where the sun does not shine She forgot to close the curtains, how kind I got to mail order x-ray spy glasses I was a normal guy, but... I just wa...

She don't mind where my dirty mouth has been She'll just wash it out with soap again I asked her why was she slummin' with me She said, "just to have you in my ...