It's a quiet, peaceful night, the moon is shining bright Giving not a hint of what's in store A few hours before morning without a single warning Something stra...

Yakko: Level and levity, lewd and longevity Libel, libation, Lanai Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate Liberty, levy and lie Dot : Welcome back Yakko's now a...

It's time for An-i-man-i-acs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse We're An-i-man-i-acs Come join the Warner brot...

(Dot laughs) Y+W : Helloooo, nurse! Yakko : Uhhh Dot : (spoken) I am NOT trying to be annoying Y+W : Aie! Dot : I act like a ...

Wakko: (Spoken) Hey Let's get some ice cream Dot: How 'bout this one? Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Buttterscotch Delight Yakko: Ingredients Zinc Trisodium Asp...

Dot: I love cheap romance horror thriller novels [BOOM!] Dot: Quiet! [CRASH!] Dot: All I want is quiet No reason to deny it I can't take that riot Quiet! Quiet...

Yakko: I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From...

(from the Short: "Dot's Quiet Time") All I want is quiet no reason to deny it I can't take this riot quiet, quiet QUIET! Let me clarify it The noise I can't d...

I'm cute, yes it's true I really can't help it But what can I do When you're cute, it just shows WIth these two darling eyes and a cute little nose And a pretty...

DrSns: Wake up! It's late! It's twenty minutes after eight Everyone get up; it's time to go Up and at 'em now Come on; shake a leg Have some juice and scrambled...

I'm Nobody's Mama (from episode 39) Music by Deanna Oliver Rita : I'm nobody's mama Got no family I'm a career cat And my career is all about me No one can tie ...

Yakko : Let us introduce ourselves O people of this land Wakko : We are the Warner brothers Dot : With sister close at hand Yakko : I bet you all are wonderi...

DrSns : One Monday morning I got up late And there were these monkeys outside the gate The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck The monkeys got free and ...

miss flameil:Yakko, yakko:yea miss Flameil? Miss Flameil:I want you to multiply47 times83 yakko: 7 times 3 is 21 wich as you know is just two 10's plus 1 and s...

And now Wacko Warner with the fifty US States and their Capitals, Baton Rouge Louisianna, Indianpolis Indiana, and Columbus is the capital of O-hi-o There's M...

(Drum Roll) And now the parts of the Brain performed by The Brain yes Neo-cortex frontal lobe Pinky:brain stem, brain stem Hippo-campus, neural node right hem...

They're Pinky and the Brain Yes, Pinky and the Brain One is a genius, the other's other insane They're laboratory mice Their genes have been spliced They're Pin...

They 're Pinky & the Brain Yes, Pinky & the Brain One is a genius, the other's other insane They 're labratory mice Their genes have been spliced They 're Pink...

Y+W: It's raining; It's pouring Don't sing a song that's boring Dot: There's a plain up in Maine Where there're tiny drops of rain Forming ripples in a puddle ...

She's a cranky old critter She's bitter, we warn ya She lurks in a treehouse in Burbank, California Along with a nephew He says spew, he's cheerful When his au...

Yakko : An anvil's black and shiny Dot : It's very heavy too Wakko : So watch out, my chubby friend YW+D : Or one will fall on you! Baloney: (spoken) On ...

Yakko: When you walk into a party It's a formal universe DrSns: Ja! YW+D : So you jump up on your host And with a kiss say "Hello, Nurse!" DrSns: No! Yakko: Re...

Yakko: There's a word in every language A word that you should know A word that means you're friendly A word used high and low Though the way to say it varies M...

One Monday morning, I got up late And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck The monkeys got free and they ran ...

Got a trap-steamer, my ship's called Hal Forty miles on the Panama Canal Got a cargo of sodas, they are lo-cal Forty miles on the Panama Canal Sailing 'cross t...

You are an obsession I cannot sleep I am your possession Unopened at your feet There's no balance No equality Be still I will not accept defeat I will have you...

Y: Heigh ho! Do you know, The names of the US Residents Who then became the Presidents And got a view from the White House loo Of Pennsylvania Avenue George Wa...

Yakko: The sense of sight Is what guides us right When we go out on walks Wakko: The sense of smell's The way you tell That you need to change your socks Dot :...

It's time for Animaniacs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh 'til you collapse We're animan-iacs Come join the warner brothers An...

Yakko: In Hollywood they have a different language that they speak It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week Dot : It's found inside Vari...

Yakko: Hey, look at this store! Wakko: There's movies galore! Dot : We've seen 'em a thousand times over before YW+D : And that's why our brains don't work any...

Baton Rouge, Lousiana, Indianapolis, Indiana, and Columbus is the capital of Ohio; there's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana; then there's Denver, C...

Wakko: Maybe we are dogs Cute little dogs with ears Woof woof! (pant) And little tails that we can wag Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag! DrSns: Hey...

Yakko: Everybody lives on a street in a city Or a village or a town for what it's worth And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent That sits ...

Announcer: And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner! Yakko: United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Domini...