You got to learn a little history Oldest man in Bible times Name was called Mathusala Was 969 We had some guys come close Almost ran for a thousand yards still...

Weird Al should agree; It's all a parody Someone else could've made every song we played What if you don't like lines the band rewrites? What else do you need O...

All the stalls stink - two bears, two pigs I'll take one whiff - before i get sick Wallabies, rhinos - you'll see on my boat Watch me straightening - the mess t...

I can't explain this well So many kinds of life But I still can't yet find Somebody friendly who is like me I can't console myself So, Lord, if you concede a p...

Never made it as a lineman I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburg Stealer Tired of losing all the time man But sin keeps sending my defenses reeling And this is how y...

Go! It's a-1-2-3 Abraham said, "Come with me Because it looks like time For my little son to take a wife" He said, "Go look and find him A pretty one to make hi...

The global clock moves down to zero while the armies march along They surround Israel's weakened sides; They're just about to throw their bombs In Armageddon V...

The global clock moves down to zero while the armies march along They surround Israel's weakened sides; They're just about to throw their bombs In Armageddon V...

Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa I'm a lamb- in God's hand- I'm a lam He's got a flockof lambswho know him Robbers can not steal `em from...

Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa I'm a lamb- in God's hand- I'm a lam He's got a flockof lambswho know him Robbers can not steal `em from...

Ooh my little city was pretty tough When it was the kingdom called Babylona Ooh, I made a golden god-and told the mo Got to come and bow before my persona Every...

Parody of "Back in the U.S.S.R." by The Beatles (Matthew 5:17, Galatians 3:24-25, 2 Timothy 3:16) Ooh I finally finished readin' the O-L-D Hebrew Testament las...

Back intact, yes, it's a fact And not a bone was fractured or cracked Yes, sir, spread the news, it's Gospel truth Nail-scarred feet, hands are the proof And a ...

Even though, I wasn't bold I didn't doubt the Lord I didn't know what to think when He came And said, Speak to them all my words But my Lord, I speak so horribl...

In all of my youth I screwed up and goofed And ruined my life, I declare The past was a joke And I'd gone so low God was the last one I thought would be there ...

Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy? 'Cause of his grand size, no one's safe from fatality Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see: GOLIATH: I'm dressed...

When all the lambs are sound asleep We keep 'em safe through the night But there's a new star that we've seen One that looks really bright Here He comes, they s...

Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy? "?Cause of his grand size, no one's safe from fatality Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see: GOLIATH: I'm dressed...

Bible in Hand Parody of "Travelin' Band" by Creedence Clearwater Revival (1 Thessalonians 4:13-18, 5:1-3; 1 Corinthians 15:51-52, Matthew 24:27-31, Acts 1:10-11...

Parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx) (Romans 1:18-25, Job 40:15-41:34) They make a monkey right out of me -- Yes, they've been tryin' e...

Born Above - (Born to Run) In the day he went about on the streets doin' run of the mill Pharisee things At night he met with his master the lord and said Show...

Yes, the Lord is coming Straight out of the skyway Looking for repentance Whosoever calls his name Yeah, God's a-gonna make it happen Take the world at a slipp...

I walk a lonely road I know no one and I am an unknown I'm Samaritan though Got a known disease but I've got no home I've got this leprosy All the folks who are...

Jeremiah loved the true God Was a good friend of mine I never edited a single word he said But I helped him ink his lines And he always had me write 'em down tw...

Jeremiah loved the true God Was a good friend of mine I never edited a single word he said But I helped him ink his lines And he always had me write 'em down tw...

Called my wife "Eve," the serpent he jumped in Jumped in 'cause he was never good for nothing Nothing 'cept his lies and his empty boasts Closed our foolish eye...

Well, I take good care of my flock And, baby, they want food You give them somethin' to eat Don't tell them to go home 'cause that's rude C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, A...

(Parody of Basket Case by Green Day) Do we have much time To live until we find A lot of things are happening all at once? Crime and violence grow While earthq...

You do not need to fear tomorrow Would you still remember please That God must keep track of sparrows And there's so many ravens God's got to feed But if God ta...

Yeah, here He comes knockin' on your side door baby Yeah, the Son of God's on your side I guess He called ya but you all weren't home for the hundredth time Yea...

Parody of "Listen to the Music" by The Doobie Brothers (Psalms 96:1, 100:1) Practiced in the basement each Monday We sure knew an awful lot of tunes But we had...

I took a walk around the world to see your promise sign I left my buddies laughin' somewhere in the sand behind I watched the world look to the dark light of th...

And students, the thing to remember about church and state You gotta keep 'em separated! Don't try to pray in the classroom You can't be spreading your faith Th...

Corinthians [parody of In the End, by Linkin Park] It starts with love Young thing -- I don't know why You didn't read the letter our Lord supplied With that i...

Cornelius - was favored by God He prayed to him constantly, daily Oh, Cornelius was in the army A pagan believer from Rome Cornelius! An angel from God Came str...

Cornelius - was favored by God He prayed to him constantly, daily Oh, Cornelius was in the army A pagan believer from Rome Cornelius! An angel from God Came str...

It must have been miraculous, Paul was jailed, But how come his smile wasn't snuffed out? He talked with the churches In his letters, He would preach, We have m...

Parody of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys (1 Kings 11, Numbers 25:1-3, Nehemiah 13:26-27) Well, Egypt girls are hip, I really dig my wife from there And t...

The devil went down to the Jordan He was lookin' for a show to steal He was in a bind 'cause Jesus came to find The people willing to make it real And he came ...

When the Son come down He was deep within the ground surrounded by a giant stone And it's no surprise that on the Sabbath day all His pals stayed home But thing...

You know life can be found in the Lord alone But pagan gods abound – at least they'll tell you so Don't be fooled – choose the God that's true Baby, in the 10 c...

Parody of (Don't Fear) the Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult Fallen times have come We can't turn and run Stephen didn't fear the people, Not even when they stoned ...

Wake up, we probably should talk a little, Jaco Why? Because there's been a major shake up Light the lamp they keep on the table Yeah, you married me instead of...

Wake up, we probably should talk a little, Jaco Why? Because there's been a major shake up Light the lamp they keep on the table Yeah, you married me instead of...

Drop of Lucifer [parody of Drops of Jupiter, by Train] Now that he's back in the atmosphere The drop of Lucifer is severe, yeah yeah yeah He acts like somehow ...

Drop of Lucifer [parody of Drops of Jupiter, by Train] Now that he's back in the atmosphere The drop of Lucifer is severe, yeah yeah yeah He acts like somehow ...

Eli-jah! Eli-jah! Don't start no fires, Eli-jah! Elijah looked toward Heaven-It got very bright The fire fell sure enough takin' 50 guys' lives I've got a feel...

Enemy Lines Parody of "Ebony Eyes" performed and written by Bob Welch (2 Samuel 11) Well, that Bathsheba girl is so gorgeous I'd like to take her out on a date...

parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica See my hair, it's so long! How'd I get so strong? There's a clue in this song I've got you pinned! Always win! Rip you l...

We're both like Simon we still live in a state of denial Although we'd both like to go to heaven, We feel surprised about the trial But the suff'ring Christ did...

We're both like Simon we still live in a state of denial Although we'd both like to go to heaven, We feel surprised about the trial But the suff'ring Christ did...

Parody of "Every Breath You Take" by The Police (Romans 10:9-13, 2 Peter 3:9) Every debt you face can be removed through grace Every law you break can be fixed...

Parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus (2 Tim. 3:16, Matt. 24:35, Mark 13:31, Luke 21:33, 2 Peter 3:16, Rev. 22:18-19) You can tell the world with ba...

Everything's snow flurries And everyone's snowflakes Whatever God has sent you Is evidence that snow adds up It all combines and now you cannot lift it off Like...

It was easy, it was free Jesus said, You know, you must decide Asked Him nicely, Save me please Make my every single sin washed white So many reasons - for me t...

[Adaptation of Follow Me by Uncle Kracker] You don't know how He met me You don't know why you can't turn around my faith in Christ Long ago, when I was fishin...

We tried - all night - no dice - couldn't get a bite We tried - all night - no dice - couldn't get a bite We came in this mornin' when I met Jesus Christ Tryin'...

Baby, baby, let's get the Shepherd Honey, honey, He's seeking you In Luke 15, ah, do ya think that we'd lie to you? Are you a little lamb? Maybe a little lost?...

Baby, baby, let's get the Shepherd Honey, honey, He's seeking you In Luke 15, ah, do ya think that we'd lie to you? Are you a little lamb? Maybe a little lost?...

In the days of my youth I was shown all the kings Judea had And now I teach that age -- I try to review all those kings the best I can So gather 'round I'll try...

Standing with lions beneath the floor tonight And there's a lion-here we go Right away I try to pray, I kneel there, waiting, Lord "Daniel don't go and pray," t...

He Really Got Mad Parody of "You Really Got Me" performed by the Kinks and Van Halen and written by Ray Davies and "Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love" performed by Van H...

Do some good works and lead a good life Always go to church and try to be really nice, really nice Say a couple prayers and finally when you die, Go to Saint Pe...

Hell! I read about it Hell! Lots of people doubt it Hell! They'd better read some more Hell! When I was younger so much dumber than today I never even read the ...

Well, He was comin' down the road Windin' through Jericho They had everyone in town in line Folks along the road Made movement kind of slow We wanted them to st...

(This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles) From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn Rome called for a census, I was from Bethlehem Up above ...

I never made it as a lineman I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburgh Steeler I'm tired of lonsin' all the time, man But sin keeps sendin' my defenses reelin' And this...

I never made it as a lineman I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburgh Steeler I'm tired of lonsin' all the time, man But sin keeps sendin' my defenses reelin' And this...

Parody of "I Saw Her Standing There" by The Beatles (1 Peter 3:15, Hebrews 4:12, Acts 17:11, 3 John 1:3-4, Jude 1:3, Nehemiah 8:8) Want to read more! Well, see...

Risin' up that's what He said It's my time let's commence this In 3 days I will be back from the dead There's a plan to fulfill in the line So many times He tal...

Parody of "I'm Eighteen" by Alice Cooper (Titus 3:5, Ephesians 2:8-9) I fall on my face and hands The last ball knocked me on the ground "Find us a hitter," th...

Parody of "I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts (John 14) So Jesus told His disciples, I'm gonna go away But where I go you know. They all cried, Please ex...

I thought God was only Jewish fairy tales Meant for someone else with lots more faith All my doubts oppressed me—but that's the way it stayed Till a voice said,...

When I bake stuff with the dough I'm gonna knead I'm gona be the man who makes some bread for you When I go out in a boat up on the sae I'm gonna need a net and...

[Parody of "I've Got A Tiger By The Tail" by Buck Owens] I've got Elijah fightin' Baal it's plain to see I know I ain't much, but you-know-Who's with me You ch...

Parody of "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin Well, the atheists and the agnostics know But they don't wanna listen to their conscience, though Man was made by Go...

Parody of "Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots (Romans 10:9,13) Sung to “Interstate Love Song” by STP (Romans 10:9,13) Feelin' like there's someone af...

Little ditty 'bout Iraq & Iran Two very ancient kingdoms growin' up near the Holy Land Iraq it used to be a superpower Known as Babylon, that's the scene of tha...

I can't stand to lie; I got that from Eve I just had a bite; You gave her, Lord, to me I warned her at first; I more than explained That's more than some pretty...

Our wall's so high you would not recognize But fire burned and minimized the way it sat for all my life Kissed Persia goodbye, you see I brought a plan To get J...

parody of "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley Warden threw Paul and Silas down in jail The prisoners around 'em thought their plans had failed It started somethi...

JC's mom has got a growin' son JC's mom has got a growin' son JC's mom has got a growin' son JC's mom has got a growin' son JC caused a commotion in chapter 2 (...

Parody of "The Joker" by Steve Miller (Isaiah 9:6; John 1:1, 1:18, 8:24, 10:33, 20:28; Acts 20:28; Romans 9:5; Philippians 2:6; Colossians 1:15, 2:9; 1 Timothy ...

Parody of "Vertigo" by U2 (Luke 19:1-9) Achat, shtayim Achat, shtayim, shalosh, arba Christ's in town, the Lord The trouble is my head, can't see, I'm short A...

We don't need no ammunition Victory's in God's control The dark side cannot win the battle We believe in Him alone Praise beats ya -- even Jericho! All in all l...

Don't let the sun go down upon this place Let stars be still, I plead You are the Master of both time and space And the Israelites I lead You sent great boulder...

Parody of "La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens (Genesis-Revelation) Follow along in the Bible Follow along in the Bible You'll never read any book that is better Genes...

I must have seen a thousand scenes Of violence on the silver screen But I didn't see them march in the street Till a movie showed Jesus bleed Now Christmas Eve...

Osbournes! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aie aie aie aie aie aie! Ozzy puts bats down his throat Real different people live in his home "Cosby, he's not," you complain "He's...

Oh, Mama, I've been cleared of my crimes and I'm not under the law Law has been put an end to by Someone that is so far above it all Oh, Mama, I can hear you a-...

Late night, Watching the TV, it's 12:00, We're watching David Letterman With the Lord, we practice our routines As He opens the show, we roll over, Pretend we'r...

It's sorta hard to understand, but it's totally awesome And it's eternally finished Who wrote it up? It was John the Apostle Aand the Lord said it won't diminis...

I know a scene you ought to see I read it in Luke 16 So let me be I wanna set the scene A wealthy dude his name's unknown inside his sprawling home Stuffing his...

Lightning flashes all over the sky. Weather center calls for a storm This ain't no ordinary sky. The invasion begins Who thought that God would step in and stop...

Listenin' after midnight, watchin' till I yawn Learnin' till I'm snoring, then I'm gone, I'm gone I took a seat upon the window ledge (boldly, slowly) I'm three...

Who's that I see not doin' any good? Why it's a little-read Bible book! Hey there, little-read Bible book, you sure have been forsook You're never read, so big ...

He's been through crucifixion, that cat's been through it all Christ's real, he ain't religion, God's Words gonna save your soul He's into new creation, proved...

Look, if you have one God And one offer of eternity That exceeds everything you ve ever wanted With one opponent Would you ask for it? Or just let it slip? Yo ...

Adam and Eve were wearin' leaves Seekin' to hide because they bought the lie Tightened their belts, excused themselves God said, Away! I'll put you somewhere el...

God loves the Jews You know I have proof Our Lord was one too So please love the Jews Whoa love the Jews John was a Jew And Mark and Matthew They all were but ...