Gotta get to your house Big brown eyes, pretty pink dress Gotta get to your eyes house Big brown hair, pretty pink tie dress Gotta get to your house Pretty pi...

I am the mimic man I come from down your way And I can do (What can you do?) It's Tommy Cooper Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just li...

Oh the piccolo plays and the banjo plunks and the bass drum goes [two drum beats] Oh the piccolo plays and the banjo plunks and the bass drum goes [two drum bea...

I'm just sittin in a vacant lot with a bird sittin on my head I'm just sittin in a vacant lot with a bird sittin on my head Wicked, wicked, cruel, cruel world L...

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you I told the witch doctor you didn't love me too And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do He said that Ooo...