- Asshole
(SPOKEN) Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our ches...
- Cows With Guns
Fat and docile, big and dum They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well...
- Drink Beer
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 99 Drink beer If I could offer you only one tip for the future Beer would be it The long term benefits of beer have been pr...
- I'm An Asshole
Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me About you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests About tha...
- Life Sucks
Spoken: "This is a special moment right now We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home Send your parents out of the room, this is a kids song" ::...
- Life's Gonna Suck
This s a special moment right now, We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home, Send your parents out of the room this is a kid's song Life's gonna...
- Save This
I have no head for figures My hands cannot explain Endangered animals and that's it grain I see dead rivers running dry I see the activists who march and cry O...
- Traditional Irish Folk Song
THEY COME OVER HERE AND THEY TAKE ALL OUR LAND THEY CHOP OFF OUR HEADS AND THEY BOIL THEM IN OIL OUR CHILDREN ARE LEAVING AND WE HAVE NO HEADS WE DRINK AND WE S...
- Usage Of The Word Fuck
Spoken: Prehaps one of the most interesting words In the English language today is the word fuck Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f" Fuc...
- Voices In My Head
I WANT YOU TO GET A GUN AND HEAD ON DOWN TO WASHINGTON I WANT YOU TO CLIMB UP HIGH HIGH IN THE SKY AND SHOOT THEM ALL TH-TH-THEY DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE WHAT DID ...