Sometimes I'm feeling lonely Sometimes my edges fray The weather's cold and miserable I feel a little grey But I know of a secret place That helps me clear my h...

I'm sorry I hurt you I didn't mean to make you cry Even when I've got the best intentions Sometimes I always find the wrong thing to say But I'll change my ways...

Was I sick on your couch? I can't quite remember, didn't mean to offend you At least I'm not as bad as last week That is, according to rumour And the list of fo...

Picture this twelfth century couple: Abelard and Heloise She was a pupil, he was her teacher when they contracted love's disease By play-lunch they'd had a pash...

When I was just a little girl My mother sat my down and told me all about the world She said, "Gerry, there'll be times when things just don't go your way And w...

I don't want children, I belch with gusto I watch the cricket and I understand the off-side rule When there's a toilet around I just piss on the ground 'cause I...

What a special day You are turning ten today We've got balloons and party pies And lots of pretty things Look at all your friends And the presents that they sen...