• Cana-We R
  • Canadians Are The Best
    hey hey are you ready to play with the canadian bush party sing with us play games with us and dont forget to have fun "rap" hey we are the best we canadians a...
  • Driving to Squamish
    Hometown girl, Home on a weekend I'm at home, alone and drinkin she's comin' over soon I'd rather watch the game third quarter play and the Lions are winnin', o...
  • Duct Tape Saved My Life (but Bondo? Saved My Car)
    Driving north on 16 west, next to the girl I think smells the best We hear a rattle, and then we hear a hum, Sound of metal on concrete sounds like a tin drum C...
  • Fishbowl
    Say you got to write what you know but living out here in the middle of nowhere there's not much to know but the four walls of your room and the contents within...
  • Insert Directly
    Barbits' and Alcohol will make the end so near Sodium Penthanol will tell you what you want to hear Amphetamines will make you paranoid and cruel But you need t...
  • Life Of A Stranger
    You saved my heart You don't even know me You saved my dream You heard me scream oOoh my lost soul was saved by a stranger who saved my life you save my life W...
  • Maple Leaf
    send a cheque to quebec canada is the cheapest cause we are-are the best see our flag flyin high our maple leaf in the sky we ate gravy and cheese we should po...
  • My Favorite Dominatrix
    She thinks Curly-Joe was the smartest of all Stooges She dont talk to Elvis, much any more She thinks Mt Rushmore is natures greatest gift to man She dont read ...
  • Surrey Girls Aint Nothing but Trouble
    1 and 2 and 3 on the double, Surrey Girls aint nothin but trouble, Last night I slept with the Devil, Surrey Girls aint nothin but trouble Took her out on a Mon...
  • Two Cops in Tim Hortons
    It's 3 AM and I'm waiting for the coffee perculating in the kettle in the back And there's no use getting all upset about who is degrading who when there is hoc...
  • We Rule
    We strike back from montreal gimme a mickey large and tall gimmey a looney gimme a tooney but whatever you do dont pinch my ginch CHORUS Zambonies cleaning eh ...