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  • All My Clothes Are Brown
    I'm going to love you The worst I can love you The worst I can love you For good You treated me bad And you made my libido sad I can't figure out what planet yo...
  • Catch The Pigeon
    You sit there staring at me Pretending like I can't see The smiles you make And the kisses you fake But I don't want to have to spend Another fucking night with...
  • Chance Of A Lunchtime
    And I Was thinking About the things you said to me Was it all just a lie anyway? You know that I'll try to be The best that I can be If it's not good enough I k...
  • Chuck Me In
    Every time I looked at the girl and said "Would you be mine?"? She just shook her head And I'm alone again How pathetic I have been Sometimes It's better to cho...
  • Dear John Exam
    Just another reminder of The way it all fell apart It won't go back to The way it was I think it's time to Make a newer Start again Learn it over Repeat it afte...
  • Diary Of A Spengler
    Well how I wonder What it takes to be your friend Conversational disasters I have never seem to end Tell me when I lost you How come I forgot you? It's the easy...
  • Diary Of Spengler
    Well how I wonder what it takes to be your friend? Conversational disasters I have never seem to end Tell me when I lost you, how come I forgot you? It's the ea...
  • Drink 'till I'm Sick Polka
    "So what?" was said to you About last night None of it makes sense to read aloud You heard it Once or twice before But I can't comprehend This place is dead And...
  • Here With Me
    when your here with me i know i dont need nobody else to cling onto please don't leave me here all by myself now you're not here, i still need you just as much ...
  • Hey Lags! Nice Slacks!
    There's something I don't understand About the things that you just said Yeah-heh, yeah-heh When I just sit and talk and laugh And smoke another cigarette Somet...
  • Holiday In Casablanca
    It doesn't matter that I'm falling apart at the seams Try not to notice when I say "I don't know what you mean"? It makes no difference when I Try hard to keep ...
  • I'D Rather Have A Full Bottle In Front Of Me Than
    I have no control when I'm with you I don't know why I miss you When I pick you up you always throw me down At the bottom of this cup Is where I'm always found ...
  • Kalimbah!
    Distance more than miles to you Tell me what more can I do Than sit around And think of all The things that I forgot To say to you? Just take a look At what yo...
  • MILF
    She's twenty one years older than the rest But I think I'm well up to the test Don't you think that younger guys are fun? The only thing that's stopping me From...
  • My Girlfriend's Dad Runs A Sweatshop
    Some, times, I feel like I was born to lose But it seems to me This time I know I'm Losing out on you Now it feels like Not enough is all i do As I sit alone a...
  • Petrol Fumes
    I can't do this anymore The same words now just make me bored All I've lost You could gain If you only ever listened to a word I said And you still say "Is that...
  • Picture Of You
    Picture of you, is all I have beside me I can see your face, but I can't touch your body Now I'm missing out on something good I can't seem to get the message ...
  • Play Faster
    Seems like it's here today And we'll be here tomorrow I don't know why we have to stay so long I know It's you I want To think about It's you I need for Everyth...
  • Problem With Numbers
    Three point one four one five nine three Anybody wanna hear What I've got to say? My boredom is so severe Just like it was yesterday And it will be the day afte...
  • Rocket Science?
    The time Has come To say Goodnight To you But know It's not forever I'd stay by your side What I'd do to be with you All of the time You are mine 'til whenever ...
  • Secret Track - Helen
    Oh Helen, Do you like the smell of men? Well I think that I might be, Too some miniscule degree, one of them I long to see you all the time, I could fit you li...
  • Six Feet Forward
    Digits and numbers in your book I don't know where to look I'm scared, I've just got up It's grey and cold No, I won't take that slip But you can post it If you...
  • The Cheesiest Line
    Sometimes it's hard to be alone We never make love through the telephone And I won't tell your Mum If you say that you'll come If you don't I'll have fun on my ...
  • The Cunningly Titled 'ska Song'
    Want me to say "I love you"? Ill see you after class I really think this time that we can make it last And you can Tell me about your boyfriend (Is he the same)...
  • The One Minute Love Song
    Its alright, i'll understand, if you dont want me to hold your hand It's ok, and its alright, just as long as you stay here tonight Well its ok, coz I dont ca...
  • The Party's Next Door
    Last night Was the latest last time That I was ever going to Be with you again Understand It happens All of the time What about us? And what is this Situation t...
  • Unlucky Strike
    Somethings happening But I dunno what yet I just need some more time alone We've been sitting round Talking like we just meet You never call me on the phone Wh...
  • Watford Pride
    Get it out the way I'm gonna say We love ginger spice WATFORD PRIDE! Get it out the way I'm gonna say Geoge Michael, Elton John WATFORD PRIDE! Knackered out t...
  • What Do You Know?
    Well I tried to be nice, and I tried to be here, And I tried to be everything all at once Well what was it like? No, you're never here, And I can't be everythin...