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We're the oozing sore, festering on the skin of modern music Pulsing, pushing, and peeing on the little guys who write songs about fairies and dwarfs and castle...

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Gosh golly its fun, pretending I'm me Pretending I have as much talent, as fish in the Sea But hey, wait a minute, let me think for a sec Maybe I'm wrong, but ...

We're hungry for you What you going to do? Come visit our dream We are what we seem Its hot here in LA And I think we're here to say "Get up, and throw away yo...

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