In the playground he played hopscotch Instead of bulldogs When he talks to me It's like a grammy acceptance speech Now I'm twenty three I'm at my friends party...

See there's this girl called Josephine She was my bride to be Lives with the rents Spends all day dreaming of the silver screen But she's got some big plans tha...

He plays to a small crowd of five underground It's another sweaty open-mic night He sings all his own songs but he sings it all wrong Tumbleweed indoors just a...

Never had a girlfriend that doubled as a bailiff My credit card; her weapon of choice to betray me with Looking back she had her fill Up and left me with the bi...

There's a temptress, a beauty, she lives close by Many men shamed time after time Clever girls build their webs near the light Gives them choice of what to bite...

Yeah I know there's no letter 'S' In blue, red and yellow inscribed on my chest But I know I've got what it takes Not all heroes wear capes No I may not, beat ...

Bang bang you're dead 50 bullets in your head Attend the village local on a friday night It's not the brightest idea, they're not exactly our type Boys keep yo...

Bounce bounce bounce The lady, she's a ricochet (She's off again) She is a fiery brunette, high in demand She has a soft spot for hot guys in bands Plays the ...

Chloe's eighteen, she likes Nintendo Wii More than Lambrini, make up and boys in drain pipe jeans That's just not her scene If only Chloe would start noticing ...

It's a little selfish But hear me out I'm a better person When you're around 9 am: I'm a waste land Full of toxins I could do without You draw hearts in steame...