Why do you ask what it means That we must support the scene By playing shows in greasy shorts And writing songs that are also short And never tuning our guitars...

When scientists poke a dead brain "The brain is dead, it feels no pain." Do ghosts feel pain? Do ghosts feel pain! When a dead sheep has to endure The poking of...

Canadian hoser on top of a horse Drinking a bottle of champagne of course Never sober, always on a horse Canadian horse is unimpressed of course Canadian hoser ...

Das Monkey is strong and intelligent too He can do anything a person could do Like go into space or get a tattoo Or eat cotton candy or wear tiny shoes Das Monk...

Each day I grow weaker, my life's come to an end All because of this endoparasitic girlfriend She lives deep inside my stomach and guts Giving me ulcers and dri...

Society has a system, it's meant to control Lock you in a cage, and trap you in a hole We reject these standards, we won't cut our hair We ignore the system, ca...

Swarthy men at war with nature, Wearing slutty furs and leather; Camping in all kinds of weather; Looking forward to their future! Sweaty bearded voyageurs! But...

I speak as your average crazy banger Who just downloaded the album "St. Anger"... I have to say my mind was blown By your outrageous mincing tones! Most bands a...

There's a dog I know who goes to shows He doesn't give a fuck if his hearing gets blown He doesn't play in the park or eat dog food He just hangs around some sh...

There's a punk I know who goes to shows Covered in filth from his dreads to his toes There's a quality that follows him wherever he goes How one could smell so ...

It's been a tough year, I don't know who I am Questioning my place in a world so dim What do I do? Where do I fit In? I feel a new personality growing from with...

Perennial loser is always drinking beer Cuz he's a real loser all days of the year Can't get shit done, and everything sucks As always with the ladies he's got ...

Grindcore and misogyny doesn't make any sense You porno-grind losers are sitting on the fence There's nothing cool about degrading our women Or playing your son...

Like sometimes I forget my arms, The system has it's many charms It's stomach is so big and warm That we forget we are it's worms! There is no outside, we are s...

If I could transform into a wolf in the night I would hunt down those that don't know wrong from right Vivisectors, cops, racists and rapists Night wolf annihil...