FZ: just so I can hear the song again One two one two three I'll give you two bars One two one two three One two one two three Again One two one two thr...

[Guitar solo from Zoot Allures Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany May 21, 1982 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ray White rhythm guitar Steve Vai stunt guitar Tommy Mars keyboards B...

[includes quotes from Bolero (Ravel), The Battle Hymn Of The Republic (Steffe/Howe) and Happy Days Are Here Again (Yellen/Ager)] [Warner Theatre, Washington DC...

FZ: Thank you Audience: No violence here, it's part of the FZ: Would you like to come up here and sing with us? Come on, anybody can sing this stuff Audience...

[Guitar solo from Black Page Olympiahalle, Munich, Germany June 26, 1982 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ray White rhythm guitar Steve Vai stunt guitar Tommy Mars keyboards B...

I been run down Lord, I been lied to And I don't know why I let that mean woman make out a fool She took all my money Wrecked my new car Now she's with one of m...

Arf arf arf! I whipped the teeth out I had to fight back and hit 'em, like, you know, hit 'em and hit 'em and hit 'em and kick 'em and kick 'em Did he get on t...

What will you do if we let you go home, And the plastic's all melted, And so is the chrome? WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE? What will you do when the label comes off...

What's there to live for? Who needs the peace corps? Think I'll just DROP OUT I'll go to Frisco Buy a wig & sleep On Owsley's floor Walked past the wig store Da...

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery Joe: Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want ...

[includes quotes from Marche Funebre (Chopin) and Billie Jean (Jackson)] [Bushnell Memorial Hall, Hartford February 17, 1988 Syria Mosque, Pittsburgh Februar...

Why don'tcha do me right? Why don'tcha do me right? Why don'tcha do me right? You got me pulled up tight Why don'tcha do me right? You got me beggin' on my kne...

[includes a quote from Shortnin' Bread (Trad)] [Guitar solo from Pound For A Brown Hammersmith Odeon, London February 17, 1979 engineer: Mick Glossop FZ lead...

John: Then we can sell them ladders, 'cause they're gonna have to have ladders to get into the piano, right? Spider: Yeah, when it starts growing John: Right ...

Many well-dressed people In several locations Are kissing quite a bit Later in the evening Leaves will fall Tears will flow Wind will blow Some rain; some snow ...

Frank Zappa (guitar, octave bass, percussion) Ian Underwood (piano, organus maximus, clarinet, saxophone) Captain Beefheart (vocals) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (vi...

This here song might offend you some If it does, it's because you're dum That's the way it is where I come from If you've been there too, let me see your thum ...

[Guitar solo from Sharleena Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida November 30, 1984 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ike Willis rhythm guitar Ray White rhythm guitar Bobby...

[Chuck Wild broadway piano] Evil Prince: (mammified fake-Broadway singing) What is happenin' to me! An' also to de ol' zom-BIE I used tum know? Of c'ose dey ...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

Dear Jim and PFI, Enclosed are photos of my cock And the wonderful tattoo John [Stackee] in Houston did for me We plan to continue the design on my balls the ne...

Remember Freddie and Joe The night she went to the show a monster movie Clutchin at your hand wait ten seconds Clutchin at your arm wait ten seconds Clutchin a...

Went on the road For a month touring What a drag You gotta go Even if you'd rather be at home Flaked out In Hollywood Drove to Inglewood and then we dumped All ...

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers) Jimmy Carl Black (drums) Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano) Elliot...

Frank zappa (vocals, guitar) Lowell george (rhythm guitar, vocals) Roy estrada (bass, vocals) Bunk gardner (woodwinds) Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Don ...

Spider: I think I can explain about about how the pigs' music works Monica: Well, this should be interesting Spider: Remember that they make music with a very d...

From the FAQ: What are the backward lyrics in Ya Hozna? This is a joke on the self-appointed guardians of public morals who got themselves whipped into a frenz...

THE MOI ANTI-SMUT LOYALTY OATH "I _(you just fill in the blank)_, do hereby solemnly swear, in accordance with the regulations of the contract with this here r...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Johnny "Guitar" Watson (guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (guitar, vocals) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Bobby Martin ...

Maybe you should stay with your mama (Mama) She could do your laundry and cook for you Maybe you should stay with your mama (Mama) You're really kinda stupid an...

Do you know what you are? You are what you is You is what you am (A cow don't make ham ) You ain't what you're not So see what you got You are what you is An...

You didn't try to call me Why didn't ya try, didn't ya try Didn't ya know I was lonely? No matter who I take home I keep on callin' your name And you I need you...

Howard: You, you there with the hard on! FZ: With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise Mark: Brian Hyland, ladies and...

Bop bop-bop bop-bop bop-BOW Bop bop-bop bop-bop bop-BOW You're probably wondering Why I'm here And so am I So am I Just as much as you wonder 'Bout me bein' i...

Frank Zappa (guitar) Tony Duran (slide guitar) George Duke (tack piano) Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals) Chris Peterson (vocals) Joel Peskin (tenor saxophone) Mike...

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers) Jimmy Carl Black (drums) Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano) Elliot...

Three hunderd years ago Thought I might get some sleep Stretched myself out onna antique bed An' my spirit did a midnight creep You know I'll never sleep no mo...

Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals) Davey Moire (vocals) Andre Lewis (organ, vocals) Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) Dave Parlato (bass) Napoleon Murphy Brock (s...