I was sittin' in a breakfast room in Allentown, Pennsylvania, six o'clock in the morning, got up to early, it was a terrible mistake sittin' there face-to-face ...

Well, my dandruff is loose An' my breath is chartreuse I know I ain't cute An' my voice is ka-poot But that's awright people I'm just crazy enough to sing to y...

Spider: We are actually the same note, but John: But different octave Spider: Right We are 4,928 octaves below the big note Monica: Are ya are you trying ...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Mike Keneally (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Bobby Martin (...

Frank zappa (dialog) Motorhead sherwood (dialog) Arthur tripp (dialog) Ian underwood (dialog) Fz: They?re really getting professional now in the dressing room ...

Monica: A kayak on snow a mountain Spider: There's a mountain on the beach? Monica: It was under the beach John: A mountain under the beach? Monica: Yeah ...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) A...

Mark volman (vocals) Howard kaylan (vocals) Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley dunbar (drums) George duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin lickert (bass) ...

Frank zappa (lead guitar) Ray white (guitar) Steve vai (guitar) Tommy mars (keyboards) Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone) Ed mann (percussion) Scott thunes (ba...

(Lennon, Ono) [Fillmore East, NYC Late show, June 6, 1971] FZ: Good night! John Lennon: Good night, thank you! Yoko Ono: Thank, thank you John Lennon: We'd lik...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) A...

John: Maybe the kayak is just a big worm Monica: I found that to be a possibility Spider: The worms stop in the tunnels sometimes John: Where are the tunnels? S...

(Here comes the gear, lads! Dunbar Hear comes the gear, lads I'm telling you man Sounds like a Beatle cartoon Key down Just keep your mouth shut, you Curly Look...

Louis: Yes Roy: I kind of miss him Louis: Yeah, me too Roy: Getting on top of him and all Louis: He had a very nice body too Roy: Yeah, even though he was a, a ...

Discorporate & come with me Shifting; drifting Cloudless; starless VELVET VALLEYS & A SAPPHIRE SEA: Wah Wah Unbind your mind There is no time To lick your stamp...

No more credit From liquor store Suit is all dirty, boy Shoes is all wore Tired and lonely, my Heart is all sore Advance romance I can't stand it no more Told ...

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano) Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet) Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine) ...

[Basic track: Unknown location c September 1981-July, 1982 FZ guitar Steve Vai guitar Ray White guitar Tommy Mars keyboards Bobby Martin keyboards Ed Mann per...

Captain Beefheart (lead vocals) Frank Zappa (guitar) Winged Eel Fingerling (Elliot Ingber) (slide guitar) Drumbo (John French) (drums) You may find me, baby Ye...

(One, Two, Buckle my Shoe) (Do-dos, and yips yips, assorted improv) I tired to find How my heart could be so blind, (Wanna buy some Penzo?) Dear How could I be...

Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r Spider: Yeah, it's trying to say something Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k-k-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r Spider: I know It'...

(Since it basically is an Instrumental, and did not appear in the Libretto, this section is lifted from the album, it ain't easy either) La-la-la-la Oooo ah-a...

FZ: Awright This is it This is the Big One Happy Halloween Everybody! Hi Debbie Audient: !!!This is Frank Zappa on Halloween and he's like Guy Lombardo on New ...

Is there anything good inside of you If there is, I really wanna know Is there anything Good inside of you If there is I really wanna Know Is there anything Goo...

And all around At the side of the grave Stood Charlie's friends Who could not save This stupid girl >From the way she behaved But among the mourners And the fro...

You are the girl Somebody invented In a grim little office On Madison Ave They were specific They made you terrific: Red lips; Blue eyes; Blonde hair; Un-wise ...

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers) Jimmy Carl Black (drums) Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano) Elliot...

Ray collins (lead vocals) Frank zappa (lead guitar) Roy estrada (bass) Jimmy carl black (drums) Arthur tripp (drums) Ian underwood (piano, alto saxophone) Don p...

Anyway the wind blows Is-a fine with me Anyway the wind blows It don't matter to me 'Cause I'm thru with-a fussin' And-a fightin' with-a you I went out and foun...

Jim gordon (drums) John guerin (drums) Aynsley dunbar (drums) Ralph humphrey (drums) Jack bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom fowler (bass) Frank zappa (bass, lea...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Cheste...

EC: Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh d'you, are you, ARE YOU HUNG UP? ARE YOU HUNG UP? Girl: Outa site! EC: Outa site, yeah -listen, uhm, d'you, are you ? ARE...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

[includes last part of Oh No] Motorhead: I worked in a cheesy newspaper company for a while but that was terrible, I wasn't making enough money to build anythi...

Louis: RAAAH! ATTACK! ATTACK! Attack and get on ee, eee, each pony or boogey man or something Roy: Sure, aren't you glad I'm not too hairy Louis: Yeah Roy: ...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Cheste...

Baby Snakes Late at night is when they come out Baby Snakes Sure you know what I'm talkin' about Pink 'n' wet They make the best kinda pet Baby Baby Snakes Loo...

Baby take your teeth out Try it one time Baby take your teeth out Try it one time Leave 'em on the kitchen table Baby take your teeth out It'll be fine Baby ta...

While I was down in W.D.C. Certain folks were not glad to see me I just tried to get out the vote But some little weasel must 'a dropped 'em a note It said: "Ch...

Mark: Ever since you left the jazz world to seek fame and fortune in the rock'n'roll industry Martin: Rock'n'roll! What d'ya mean rock'n'roll? This fucking band...

Frank zappa (lead guitar) Lowell george (guitar, vocals) Roy estrada (bass) Don preston (keyboards) Buzz gardner (trumpet) Ian underwood (alto saxophone) Bunk g...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhyth...

Be in my video, Darling, every night I will rent a cage for you And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white (teeny-little-tiny-little) Twirl around in a lap dissolve Pret...

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom fowler (bass) Ruth underwood (percussion) Jeff simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals...

[includes part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo from The Torture Never Stops The Palladium, NYC October 30, 1980 engineer: George Douglas FZ lead gu...

Beauty knows no pain So what you cryin' about Girl Beauty knows no pain So what you cryin' about Girl Beauty knows no Beauty knows no Beauty knows no Even if y...

Mark: That's the kind of guy [] Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your head Howard: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was n...

There's a big dilemma 'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma 'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She used to knock me out Until her fac...

Billy the Mountain Billy the Mountain A regular picturesque Postcardy mountain Residing between lovely Rosamond and Gorman With his staning wife Ethel A tree, a...

Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh Wee-ee-oooh

Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Ike Willis (guitar) Ray White (guitar) Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone) Alan Zavod (keyboards) Scott Thunes (bass) Chad Wackerman (...

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie Here I am...

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals) Bobby martin (keyboards, vocals) Alan zavod (keyboards) S...

Howard: Oh, that's really great! Botulism on the hoof! Dick: Don't even look at it, Howard, you're over the deadline Jeff: The new fascist ensemble says that yo...

Bow tie daddy dontcha blow your top Everything's under control Bow tie daddy dontcha blow your top 'Cause you think you're gettin' too old Don't try to do no th...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

*Hey! Do you know what you are?* *You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!* Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and y...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

Brown shoes don't make it Brown Shoes don't make it Quit school, why fake it Brown shoes don't make it TV dinner by the pool Watch your brother grow a beard Go...

[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany May 21, 1982 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ray White rhythm guitar Steve Vai stunt guitar Tommy Mars keyboards...

Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley dunbar (...

(Cheesey, Cheesey) (This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular They're real good for yo) Call any vegetable Call it by name Call one today When you ...

She had that Camarillo brillo Flamin' out along her head, I mean her Mendocino bean-o By where some bugs had made it red She ruled the Toads of the Short Fores...

Heh-heh-heh Have you heard the news? (News? What news?) Can't afford no shoes (Ow! Get a deal on tape) Have you heard the news? (News? Can't afford a paper) Can...

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Queen Elizabeth Theatre, Vancouver December 18, 1984 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ike Willis rhythm guitar Ray White rhythm guita...

(Frank Zappa & Jean-Luc Ponty) [Paramount Studios, LA probably February-March, 1973 engineer: Kerry McNa FZ bouzouki Jean-Luc Ponty baritone violin Terry Bo...

[includes a quote from the Mystery Rehearsal Piece] [basic track: Guitar solo probably from Easy Meat Hammersmith Odeon, London February 19, 1979 engineer: Mi...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals) Alan Zavod (keyboards) S...

I could'a swore her hair was made of rayon She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon But she was something I could lay on Can't remember what became of me Carolina hard-...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) Bruce Fowler (tromb...

A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the "Hokey Pokey," baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the lights don't go ...

Mark volman (vocals) Howard kaylan (vocals) Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley dunbar (drums) George duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin lickert (bass) ...

[includes a quote from Heavy Duty Judy] [Guitar solo from Zoot Allures Terrace Ballroom, Salt Lake City, Utah December 7, 1981 FZ HENDRIX STRAT Ray White rhy...

FZ: You know, a lotsa of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM They think, "What can I say? What can a person who is new to the Midwe...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals) Alan Zavod (keyboards) S...

Frank Zappa (guitar) Lowell George (guitar, lead vocals) Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) Don Preston (keyboards, electronics) Buzz Gardner (trumpet) Ian Underwood (a...

Charlie's enormous mouth, well, it's alright The girl got a very large mouth but it's alright Her teeth look ok, she must be brushin' 'em quite a bit 'Course he...

Frank Zappa (vocals, piano, bass, drums) Charva, I loved you I loved you through and through I loved you since in grammar school When we were sniffing glue I l...

Cheap thrills in the back of my car Cheap thrills, how fine they are Cheap thrills up and down my spine I need it, I need it, 'cause it feels so fine Cheap thr...

I ate a hot dog It tasted real good Then I watched a movie From Hollywood (repeat) Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all ...

Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guiro, vocals) Roy estrada (bass, vocals) Don preston (keyboards, electronics) Buzz gardner (trumpet) Ian underwood (alto sa...

Frank Zappa (vocals) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone) Ed Mann ...

City of tiny lites Don't you wanna go Hear the tiny auto horns When they tiny blow Tiny lightin' In the storm Tiny blankets Keep you warm Tiny pillows Tiny shee...

La la-da-la-la-la la-da-la la la-la (La la la-la-la-la-la la la-la la-la-la la-la-la-la La-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la) Teeh tee-tee-tee-tee-teeh...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

Chop a line now Cocaine decisions You are a person with a snow-jon You got a fancy gotta go jo Where the cocaine decisions that you make today Will Mean that mi...

Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy mundi (drums, vocals, yak) Bunk gardner (woodwinds) Roy estrada (electric bass, vocals) Don preston (retired) Jim...

[Fillmore East, NYC June 5-6, 1971] Concentration Moon (Over the camp in the valley) Over the camp in the valley (Concentration Moon) (OH WHAT A) Concentratio...

Coneheadshe ain't really dum She's just a Conehead'tater chip crumbs All over her face Is there any more beer Stashed away at her place? She's just a Conheadshe...

Patrolman Lefemine: Now, we don't come up here because we feel like walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning Frank Zappa: Yeah Patrolman Lefemine:...

The mystery man came over And he said "I'm outta sight!" He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight If I was ready, willing and able To ...

While I was down in WDC Certain folks were not glad to see me I just tried to get out the vote But some little weasel must 'a dropped 'em a note It said: "Check...

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion) Ray Collins (vocals) Jimmy Carl Black (drums) Roy Estrada (electric bass) Don Preston (electric piano) Billy Mundi (dru...

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Captain beefheart (harp, vocals) George duke (keyboards, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals) Bruce fowler (tromb...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhyth...

Ì don't know much about dancin', that's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feet's too long 'Course now right along with 'e...

Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r Spider: Yeah, it's trying to say something Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k-k-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r Spider: I know It'...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (guitar) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) Ed Ma...

Performed by: Bob Guy -Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are perfumed Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essen...