Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhyth...

FZ: Let's hear it for another great Italian, Conlon Nancarrow, ladies and gentlemen. Let's hear it for another great Italian, ladies and gentlemen, Warren Cucur...

She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn Way over on the wet side Of the bed (Knirps for moisture) Just ...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

Why not come over? You'll meet my mother You'll meet my sister You'll like my brother Really you will Then she said, I'm learning English lean say "thank you" I...

[Guitar solo from Black Napkins Hammersmith Odeon, London February 17, 1977 engineer: Alan P FZ lead guitar Ray White rhythm guitar Eddie Jobson keyboards Pat...

[includes part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo from Chunga's Revenge Berkeley Community Theater December 5, 1980 engineer: Tommy Fly FZ lead guitar...

The planet of my dreams The EARTH, my EARTH Is bulging at the seams The EARTH, my EARTH It's full of many schemes And as the sunlight beams The glory of our sci...

On the Plane of the Baritone Women They talk low 'Bout stuff they know, They sing "Oooh!" And laugh at you Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! If you can't IF YOU CAN'T Do it too ...

Ladies and Gentlemen The President of the United States! *"Fella AmericansDoot, Doot, Doot"* He's been sick!--Doot! Doot! And I think his wife is gonna bring hi...

?: Put that mike down, Frank, it's obscene ?: [] George: Give me my little cup of brown sauce, let me dip my meat in ?: Oh, man Jeff: Hundred dollars for Pinto ...

Some people's hot Some people's cold Some people's not very Swift to behold Some people do it Some see right through it Some wear pyjamas If only they knew it ...

Poofter's Froth, Wyoming March Eleven Sixty-Seven Take a letter Miss Abetter As our pigeons Will be homing To our jobbers in Dakota And to Merwyn, Minnesota Th...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Johnny "Guitar" Watson (guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (guitar, vocals) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Bobby Martin ...

Ayyy! Yee-hah! Here's one with your father's moustache, your old cookie jar, rubbers, sneakers, galoshes, belt buckles, and book covers with the name of your hi...

(Preston, Underwood, Gardner, Tripp, Sherwood & FZ) ?: Donnie! Bunk: Hey, put that down! Art: What are you doin', man? Don: SILENCE, you fools! Don't you belie...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

The Surgeon General, Doctor Koop S'posed to give you all the poop But when he's with PMRC The poop he's scoopin' Amazes me C-Span showed him, all dressed up In...

Frank zappa (lead guitar) Lowell george (guitar) Roy estrada (bass) Don preston (keyboards, electronics) Buzz gardner (trumpet) Ian underwood (alto saxophone) B...

[includes a quote from Isn't It Romantic? (Rodgers/Hart)] Don Pardo: In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new pr...

Green hocker croakin' In the Pygmy Twylyte Crankin' an' a-coke'n In the Winchell's do-nut Midnite Out of his deep on a 'fore day run Hurtin' for sleep in the ...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals) Terr...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

Motorhead: He's in the wrong piano Louis: No, you're in the wrong piano Roy: No Motorhead: This is a Steinway Louis: You are! Roy: It's not a Baldwin Motorhead:...

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA November 10, 1984 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ike Willis rhythm guitar Ray White rhythm guitar Bo...

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Lowell george (guitar, vocals) Roy estrada (bass) Don preston (keyboards) Buzz gardner (trumpet) Ian underwood (alto saxophone...

[includes part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo from Inca Roads Hammersmith Odeon, London February 19, 1979 engineer: Mick Glossop FZ lead guitar Wa...

[includes quotes from The Twilight Zone Theme (Constant), Marche Funebre (Chopin), Mission: Impossible (Schifrin), The Untouchables (Riddle), Mississippi Mud (C...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals) Alan Zavod (keyboards) S...

Frank Zappa (guitar) Lowell George (guitar, vocals) Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) Don Preston (keyboards, electronics) Buzz Gardner (trumpet) Ian Underwood (alto s...

Don't it ever get lonesome? yeah! sure gets lonesome Don't it ever get sad when you go out on the road? oh, there was one time in Minneapolis when I thought I h...

[Living Room in Ontario, California c 1961-62 Ronnie Williams-vocal FZ-guitar] FZ: What key do you wanna do it in? Ronnie: Try maybe, uh, D Flat Or do it in ...

[Living Room in Ontario, California c 1961-62 Ronnie Williams-voice FZ-guitar] Ronnie: We lived in a little room, man It was, it was probably a fourth as big...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Cheste...

Hi and howdy doody I'm a union man You can call me Rudy Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? You know I'm pleased to meet ya Been tryin all day to reach ...

Frank Zappa (guitar) Lowell George (guitar) Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) Don Preston (keyboards, electronics) Buzz Gardner (trumpet) Ian Underwood (alto saxophone...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Jim Pons (bass, vocals) Don Preston (keyboards, electronics) Ian Underwood (keyboa...

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Captain beefheart (harp, vocals) George duke (keyboards, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals) Bruce fowler (tromb...

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato She's in love with a boy From the rodeo Who pulls the rope on the chute When they ...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Cheste...

JOE is so disoriented by his disease, he goes in the other room and plays the title cut from an old Jeff Simmons album, and sings along with it Joe: Lucille Ha...

After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by Toad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to do their laundry on a regular basis, MARY is dumped in Miami With n...

Backstage at the local Armory, Mary, in her little white dress, is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as LARRY (the guy from the g...

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery Joe: Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want ...

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again Hi!It??s me again, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER Joe says Lucille has messed his mind up, but was the girl or was it the music? ...

(Lennon, Ono, Kaylan, FZ) [Fillmore East, NYC Late show, June 6, 1971] Scum Bag, Scum Bag Scum Bag, Scum Bag Scum Bag, Scum Bag Scum Bag, Scum Bag Scum Bag, Sc...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

What's the ting that they's talkin' about everywhere? SEX When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair SEX What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast SEX At yer b...

[Fox Theater, San Diego, California December 12, 1981 FZ HENDRIX STRAT Ray White rhythm guitar Steve Vai stunt guitar Tommy Mars keyboards Bobby Martin keyboa...

I'm cryin' I'm cryin' Cryin' for Sharleena Can't you see I called up all my baby's friends 'N ask'n um where she done went But nobody 'round here seems to know...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

[includes part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo from Zoot Allures Kosei Nenkin Kaikan, Osaka, Japan February 3, 1976 FZ lead guitar Andre Lewis keyb...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

[includes a quote from the Mystery Rehearsal Piece and part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo from Inca Roads Hammersmith Odeon, London February 17, 1...

George duke (keyboards) Dave parlato (bass) Patrick o?hearn (bass) James "bird legs" youman (bass, guitar) Terry bozzio (drums) Chester thompson (drums) Chad wa...

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion) Ray collins (vocals) Jimmy carl black (drums) Roy estrada (electric bass) Don preston (electric piano) Billy mundi (dru...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Chester Thomps...

You're the ol' lady from the society pages >From a small town somewhere I used to be You owned the paper and a bunch of other stuff That didn't appeal to me OL...

Frank zappa (guitar, lead vocals) George duke (keyboards, synthesizer, lead vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (flute, tenor saxophone, vocals) Chester thompson (dru...

Ray collins (vocals) Jimmy carl black (drums) Billy mundi (drums) Roy estrada (bass) Don preston (keyboards) Bunk gardner (woodwinds) Motorhead sherwood (sopran...

Eat your greens Don't forget your beans & celery Don't forget to bring Your fake ID Eat a bunch of these MAGNIFICENT With sauerkraut Sauerkraut Eat a grape, a ...

And in your dreams You can see yourself As a prophet Saving the world The words from you lips (I AM NOT A CROOK) I just can't believe you are such A fool I jus...

Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now What's got into ya? Suzy you were such a sweetie Yeah, yeah, yeah Once you were my one and only Yeah, yeah, yeah Blow your mind...

[Guitar solo from Illinois Enema Bandit Santa Monica Civic Auditorium December 11, 1980 engineer: George Douglas FZ lead guitar Steve Vai rhythm guitar Ray Wh...

George Duke (keyboards) Dave Parlato (bass) Patrick O'Hearn (bass) James "Bird Legs" Youman (bass, guitar) Terry Bozzio (drums) Chester Thompson (drums) Chad Wa...

Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-reen An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine I saw a hands...

I'm losing status at the high school I used to think that it was my school WAH WAH WAH WAH I was the king of every school activity But that's no more Oh mama, ...

I've got to see you, oh, somehow Not tomorrow but, but right now And I know it's late, but, oh, you don't make me wait So come on, baby, let's steal away and, o...

His name is Stevie Vai, And he's a crazy guy Last November, I recall, He needed a spanking He decided then A female specimen Would be exciting for a night To g...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) A...

This is a song about the union, friends How they fucked you over and the way they bends The rules to suit a special few And you gets pooched every time the do ...

In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the water Where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin' By yer radio Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya You ain't g...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

[includes quotes from The Radio Is Broken, Dueling Banjos (Smith) and part of the leather conversation] [UMRK 1979 engineer: Steve Nye FZ lead guitar Warren ...

If you decide to leave me, it's all over If you decide to leave me, it's all over I tried to make you happy I gave you all my love There's nothing left for me t...

You say there ain't no use in livin' It's all a waste of time 'N you wanna throw your life away, well People that's just fine Go ahead on 'n get it over with th...

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida November 30, 1984 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ike Willis rhythm guitar Ray White rhyth...

(MOIFZ) [includes a quote from Lady Of The Island (Graham Nash)] [Rainbow Theater, London, England December 10, 1971] Ooooooh Aaaaaah Ooooh Aaaah Howard: Poo...

[Guitar solo from Pound For A Brown Fox Theater, San Diego, California December 12, 1981 FZ HENDRIX STRAT Ray White rhythm guitar Steve Vai stunt guitar Tommy...

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Lowell george (guitar, vocals) Roy estrada (bass, vocals) Don preston (keyboards, electronics) Buzz gardner (trumpet) Ian unde...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) A...

[Guitar solo from Inca Roads Rhein-Main-Halle, Wiesbaden, Germany March 27, 1979 FZ CUSTOM SG Denny Walley slide guitar Warren Cuccurullo rhythm guitar Tommy ...

It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain't shinin' 'Cause the sky's too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees ...

Frank Zappa (guitar) Ike Willis (vocals) Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer) Bobby Martin (keyboards) Ed Mann (percussion) Walt Fowler (trumpet, vocals) Bruce F...

There will come a time when everybody Who is lonely will be free TO SING & DANCE & LOVE There will come a time when every evil That we know will be an evil THA...

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (...

*It's a miserable Friday night I'm so lonely And nobody'll give me a ride To the Grateful Dead concertOh rats!* I got to be free Free as the wind Free is the w...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) Ed Man...

Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak) Bunk Gardner (woodwinds) Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals) Don Preston (retired) Jim...

Tell me you love me! Tell me you love me! Like I want you to Tell me you love me! Tell me you love me! Girl! Girl! Girl! I love you so hard now I'm crying for...

Tengo na minchia tanta, tengo na minchia accussi' Devi usare un pollo, devi usare un pollo Se me la vuoi tastar Tengo na minchia tanta, tengo na minchia accuss...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites Hallenstadion, Zurich, Switzerland June 24, 1982 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ray White rhythm guitar Steve Vai stunt guitar Tommy Mar...

Spider: We can get our strength up by making some music John: That's right Monica: Yeah yeah John: But the thing is, you know what? Spider: What? John: We do...

[Guitar solo from Marque-Son's Chicken Palais des Sports, Dijon, France June 3, 1982 FZ LES PAUL CUSTOM Ray White rhythm guitar Steve Vai stunt guitar Tommy M...

[includes The Evil Prince] [Basic track: Record Plant, LA Probably c May-June, 1976 FZ guitar, bass, keyboards, vocal, director of recreational activities C...

FZ The Adventures of Greggery Peccary GP Oh here comes Greggery, little Greggery Peccary, The nocturnal gregarious wild swine FZ A Peccary is a little pig wi...

The air Escaping from your mouth The hair Escaping from your nose My heart Escaping from the scraping And the shaping Of the draping . . . I'm awaking In a T-sh...

The air Escaping from your mouth The hair Escaping from your nose My heart Escaping from the scraping And the shaping Of the draping I'm awaking In a T-shirt In...

[Mayfair Studios, NYC August-September, 1967 Dick Barber snorks FZ kazoo, percussion, celeste]