Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little hole
It was cheapish and we split and we're fixing it up
So Mr Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks
I can only break walls, moves stuff, and get snacks

And I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer
And I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer

Nails in drywall, paint haul, blah blah
Move in, no sink, new broom, I think
I bribed the garbage man!
I am a super bad boy again

And I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer
And I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer

Brian, don't stay mad with us
Come on, eat some food with us,
We own a home together

And I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer
And I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer