DIVORCE


Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid
But when you mention the VET he damn near flips his lid
Words like SHOT shot or WORM worm,
These are words which make him SQUIRM squirm
His QUARANTINE starts today,
Because he bit the VET and then he ran away
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me
And that's why I am gonnae get a DIVORCE

She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my LEG
She sank her teeth in my BUM and called me an effin
Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get OFF-ski
And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new BIRD

Oh yes his QUARANTINE starts today
Both my wife and my wee scabby dug will soon be hauled away
That's why I spell out all these words, so as my dog can't hear
Oh I must admit that dog is acting QUER queer

Oh, I must admit that dog is acting QUER queer







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