(Hey psst psst, here she comes now)

Oh, you know her, here she comes now
Oh, you know her, would you look at that hair!
Yeah, you know her, check out those shoes
She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody's blues
She looks like the Sunday comics!
She thinks she's Brenda Starr
Her nose job is real atomic
All she needs is an old knife scar!

Yeah! She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"!
Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade
Red eye shadow! Green mascara! Urgh!
She is too much, for me personally
She looks like she don't know better
A case of partial extreme
Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater
Acting like a soap opera queen

Yeah! She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

(She looks like she don't know better)

She got the nerve to tell me she's not "on it"
But her expression is too serene
Yeah, she looks like she washes with comet!
Always looking to create a scene

Yeah! She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, rip her to shreds
She's so dull, rip her to shreds

Oh no she didn't! Oh no she didn't!
Wow! She did!

Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"
Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade
Yeah, you know her, with the fish eating grin
She's so dull
Yeah, she got the nerve to tell me!
Huh, she's so dull
She's so dull
Huh, she's so dull
Yeah, there she goes now
She making out with King Kong!
She takes her boat to Hong Kong
Well, bye-bye sugar!
And not a minute too soon baby girl
Bye-bye now!
We don't like your kind round here
Huh, she's so dull
She's so dull
Huh, she's so dull
She's so dull
Huh, she's so dull
Put a little spice in your life,
Spice you know
She's so dull