Worked with a woman named minnie
One christmas eve long ago
When I asked what you doing this evening ?
Minnie took on a seasonal glow
She said shed be waiting for santa
Shed be wearing a bright red bow

Chorus:
Minnie and santa
Minnie and santa
What theyre up to only
Heaven knows she wrote on a card
Dont take it so hard were headed for the north pole

Now minnie could not be persuaded
That santa just did not exist
She swore if she put up some mistletoe
Santad come give her a kiss
And there where shed hung up her stockings
All in their silky, soft, sheen
Shed be laying in wait on a bear skin rug
Where the cookies and milk could be seen

Chorus:
Minnie and santa
Minnie and santa
What theyre up to only
Heaven knows she wrote on a card
Dont take it so hard were headed for the north pole
(musical interlude)

Now minnie was older and wiser
Like a dear old auntie to me
But the night that she ran off with santa
Was a real epiphany

Chorus:
Minnie and santa
Minnie and santa
What theyre up to only
Heaven knows she wrote on a card
Dont take it so hard were headed for the north pole

Next xmas I passed by the bakery
Staring out from on top of a cake
Was jolly old santa with a big silly grin
And a gal in silk stockings and lace
Oh, minnie and santa