You wanna join the army
Visit beautiful countries
Meet interestingand kill them!

You wanna march on with your boots
In the rain forests of Brazil
See some endangered speciesand kill them!

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Do you wanna die? Do you wanna die?
Do you really wanna die?
Then join the army, fight a war, drop the bomb
And don't ask why!

You wanna join the army
To fight the aliens from out of space
Meet the kids from planet Marsand kill them!

The country needs
You to fight a war or to keep peace
Send you to the Russiansand kill them!

You got a gun but you got no brain
Trained to kill and not to complain
Send you to the Chineseand kill you!