Know doubt you can remember grandma's passing That tragic mournful tail so often sung

The prime suspect is one of Santa's reindeer in the worlds most famous case of hit and run
One day wile grieving grandpa watched the TV

He heard some advertising lawyers swear they'd win a multimillion dollar settlement and make his loss much easier to bier

Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa Santa that's what grandpa's gonna do Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa Cause grandma would have wanted him to

Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa He knows the law is on his side Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa Santa's going for a ride

Yesterday the judge arranged the reindeer Rudolph was the first to take the stand They asked him for the truth about old Santa Rudy said he's just a fat and jolly man

Now Santa is before the prosecution, he looks a little thinner on the stand And if they take away his flying license there won't be any Christmas in the land

Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa that?33