Lois: It seems today,
That all you see,
Is violence in movies,
And sex on TV

Peter: But where are those good old fashion values?

All: On which we used to rely!
Lucky there's a family guy,
Lucky there's a man who,
Possitively can do,
All the things that make us

Stewie: Laugh and cry, bada bing bada boom, stewie says quietly

All: MEET
THE
FAM-
ILY
GUUUUUUUYYY!