[Sang by Sleazy P]

With a battle cry go forth which is
"Give the people what they want"
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes
Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big
Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance"
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants
Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him -
Its the big smelly hippy!
Hello MrHippy, nice to meet ya
Hey, got a little shit between your toes
How's things at the ol' manure factory?
How's little Tofu? What!?
She grew another head?
Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know,
kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking
So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap
I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
you're gonna have to put your mouth on this
Whoa! I blew your head clean off
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State
There's nothing like hippie hunting
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald
All right, we're rocking now
Worlds biggest hair,
worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk
Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits
Always in black, looks like he's dead -
Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed
Hello Mr Art-Fag, come on out here
Say, what a hairdo Its awfully big
As big as the the
the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there ooh, its getting ripped off
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off
Ahhhhh Help that sod outta here
Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how
Follows the heard, just another cow
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead
Straight from Hitler's ass it's a nazi skinhead
Hello MrNazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? W
ell it's good to see ya still on the job
Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
not to the left, always to the right
Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? H
e doesn't have to tell you
Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
real close to the shoulders like
Whoa! His heads been decapitated
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week
We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same
We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama
It's full of existential despair
It's full of people who just don't care
Don't feel sorry for them
They've chosen there own pathetic life