I was going out with crazy Jimmy
He was already drunk and stoned
We found a cheap bar in the city
His girlfriend was with us too

Oh no, hey boy
I never touched her
For god sake
I'm an honourable guy

He passed out after a dozen drinks
They threw him out on the street
And I was in the bar with his girlfriend
I was drunk and so was she

Oh no, hey boy
I never touched her
For god sake
I'm an honourable guy