If one can work an unsupervised role,
Then one has fulfilled ones parent's goal
And if one can work as a member of a team,
Then one has achieved ones parent's dream (x2)

So, club (club, club) us into a brand new status
And teach us to score some sluts

Want to club (club, club) us into a brand new status
And teach us to score some sluts? (x3 under next verse)

I want to buy property in the dump-end of town
And I want a job where, where I get to lie down,
Until I'm carving cartilage and talking marriage
I can promise you pretty ones champagne fountains
And ice sculpted swans!

But I love you you you you (I really love you),
But I love you you you you (I proper bad love you),
But I love you you you you (I forgot to say I love you),
But I love you you you you (but I love you yes I really really love you)
Just like I love myself