I'm bored
I'm the chairman of the bored,
I'm a lengthy monologue
I'm livin' like a dog
I'm bored
I bore myself to sleep at night
I'm bored
I bore myself in broad daylight coz
Just another slimey bore
I'm free to bore my well-bought friends
And spend my cash until the end coz
I'm bored
I'm bored
I'm the chairman of the board
I'm sick
I'm sick of all my kicks
I'm sick of all the stiffs
I'm sick of all the dips
I'm bored
I bore myself to sleep at night
I bore myself in broad daylight coz
I'm bored
I'm bored
Just another dirty bore

All right doll-face
I'm sick
Come on and bore me
I'm sick of all my kicks
I'm sick of all the stiffs
I'm sick of all the dips
I'm sick

I'm still sick in the broad daylight coz
I'm sick when I go to sleep at night
I'm bored
I'm bored
I'm the chairman of the

BORED