(I Can't Play) Basketball

Are you ready for some air ball throwin, free throw blowin, no look where I'm
Goin, free style flowin? You are in my house baby!

Well it's
Tip off time and I'm off the tip
Walkin to the bench and I sit
Bite my lip, bustin out rhymes
Standin in line cause it's garbage time
Cause I'm calm, I'm cool and I collected
Eighteen shots that got rejected
I'm not Corey Feldman, I'm not Corey Haim
I got a license to drive but I ain't got game


Jimmy, What you say?
You can't play
Jimmy, what you say? (I double-dribble, traveled through the middle)
You can't play
Basketball (Oh, my bad - you're not on my team?)

Wear my socks high cause it makes me feel cool
I don't know how to dribble, but I know how to drool
People always say that I'm a basketball fool
I got a little tiny hoop cold "floatin" in my pool
Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet
I took him to the hole I took him to the vet
Shoot from the three every chance I get
I call it in the air, nothin but nothin



Okay, here's my chance The open lane Don't get nervous Don't sweat
Everyone's watching You can do it, man I mean, just dribble up Don't double
Dribble Just dribble normal Don't show everyone that you can dribble
Super-fast between your legs like you do in your driveway No, this is in front
Of people on the court I'm gonna go up in the air, I'm gonna dunk it as hard
As I can Cause usually I'm on the other end People dunking on ME I'm used to
Some 7 foot dude's "thingy" getting smacked in my face I still got the bruise
To prove it But I ain't gonna take that nickname "Dick Bruiseface" lyin down!
My name ain't Dick Bruiseface!!

Well listen up ya'll!
You know I'm not tall!
My name was never written on the bathroom wall
I'm gonna say "What's up?!"
I'm gonna take the pump
Cause I'm a moving pick, I'm gonna shoot some bricks
So I huff and puff, I say enuff Z'nuff
I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff