It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before
Except in this one they do a little do do-do do do dodoo
So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fucking moron
And you assume that the general public is not that stupid
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this

But you are wrong

They want another stupid motherfucking lame cock sucking cookie cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song

Unoriginal melody

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong
While these douchebags are all still alive, singing these ass-licking songs
All these fucking unoriginal pussies that don't have anything to say
I'm not homophobic but this song is so fucking gay
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat
And you assume that everyone will think that this song's terrible

But you are wrong

They want another stupid motherfucking lame cock sucking cookie cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly
Piece of shit oh what a sucky ass piece of shit
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this corporate bitch singing a stupid motherfucking lame cock suckin' cookie cutter radio friendly piece of shit

God I hate this shit