En Esch:
Welcome aboard the crazy trip
circle of fools say 'hi'

Sascha:
Watch your step or you might trip
we're glad you came on by

Abby:
The guys and I prepared a brew
you really ought to taste

En Esch:
It makes you strong and makes you &*#@%
don't let it go to waste

Sascha:
Care for some sweets to chase your drink?
I see you've quite a thirst

Abby:
No no no you can't yet go
First things must come first

En Esch:
Delicious not? You feel alive?
You need a little space?

Sascha:
So you're not feeling well?
What's wrong with your face?

Abby:
Holy smokes! We goofed again
The brew was not quite right

En Esch:
We'll take him back behind the pen
and try again tonight

Sascha:
Welcome aboard the crazy trip
circle of fools say 'hi'

Abby:
Watch your step or you might trip

All:
We're glad you came on by

Chorus:
Great that we pretend that we are all that
we enjoy ourselves
should we get some help?
we have always failed yet there is no doubt
can't go wrong from here
we are down and out
all of us are going down