Pop Punk Is Dead (Skit)


[Secretary]Mr Chandler, Mr Ward's here to see you
[Tim Chandler]Hey MC!
[mc chris]Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house
[Tim Chandler]Haha, yeah
[mc chris]Tim Chandler, New Pop How are you, sir?
[Tim Chandler]I'm good, how are you?
[mc chris]I'm great, sir And you?
[Tim Chandler]HahaI'm good Listen, have a seat
[mc chris]Thank you, thank you very much This is comfortable
[Tim Chandler to Secretary]Thank you, Princess You can go
[Secretary]Ohokay
[Tim Chandler]Ohhh Let me start by thanking you for a second
[mc chris]Okay
[Tim Chandler]The albumI got the preorders in, they look great The album sounds great
[mc chris]Thanks a lot
[Tim Chandler]You look like a million bucks
[mc chris]Thank you, thank you very much
[Tim Chandler]Uhhhhh
[mc chris]What-what's the matter, Mr Chandler? You look likeis something the matter?
[Tim Chandler]You don't know what I'm going through It's becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head thatthat pop punk is dead
[mc chris]What!?
[Tim Chandler]and hip hop is the wave of the future
[mc chris]WellI guess it could beI mean we don't know for sure
[Tim Chandler]These bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn't love them and theymmmmmmm
[mc chris]Look c'mon that's good music, Mr
[Tim Chandler]Ughgimme a break
[mc chris]Mr Ch-
[Tim Chandler]Egghead's got a song about how hot dogs taste goodI know hot dogs taste good!
[mc chris]I know you do, sir
[Tim Chandler]I eat hot dogs!
[mc chris]I know, you have some on your desk
[Tim Chandler]OhhhhDirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the bandbut she's married!
[mc chris]But, it's a great ban-
[Tim Chandler]It's a cock-tease band!
[mc chris]There my, there my friends, dude
[Tim Chandler]They tease my cock
[mc chris]Mr Chandler
[Tim Chandler]Listen up You kid, you're where it's a cause you can actually have sex with women for christ's sake
[mc chris]WellI do
[Tim Chandler]That's what I'm looking for, a man's man
[mc chris]Yeahyeah, that's who I am
[Tim Chandler]AllllrightGet the fuck out of my office
[mc chris]OoookayMr Chandlerthanks for seeing me
[Tim Chandler]Uh huh







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