Alice the camel has five humps
Alice the camel has five humps
Alice the camel has five humps
So go, Alice, go
A boom-boom-boom

Alice the camel has four humps
Alice the camel has four humps
Alice the camel has four humps
So go, Alice, go
A boom-boom-boom

Alice the camel has three humps
Alice the camel has three humps
Alice the camel has three humps
So go, Alice, go
A boom-boom-boom

Alice the camel has two humps
Alice the camel has two humps
Alice the camel has two humps
So go, Alice, go
A boom-boom-boom

Alice the camel has one hump
Alice the camel has one hump
Alice the camel has one hump
So go, Alice, go
A boom-boom-boom

Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camel has no humps
Because Alice is a -
Hey, hang on a minute
What do you call a camel with no humps?
A HORSE, silly