Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
And you won't
come
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