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Girl: I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me
It's not as bad as it appears,
He wears glasses and he's six-foot-three
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Well I'm not worried about our kids,
I know they'll turn out neat
They'll be great lookin' 'cause they'll have my face,
Great swimmers 'cause they'll have his feet
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Well I know we can make things work,
He's got a good family since
His mother was a frog from Phil-a-delph-I-A,
His daddy an enchanted prince
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(frog solo)
The neighbors are against it and it's clear to me,
And it's probably clear to you
They think values on their property will go right down
If the family next-door is blue
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Well I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me
But it's better than the beau I had last year,
When I loved a little bumble bee
- oh yeah -
I loved - a - bum-ble - beeeeeeeee

original version:
"I'm in Love With a Big Blue Frog" as recorded by Peter, Paul and Mar