Hello Cobain Come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved (x3)

Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shaved (x3)

I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt be I presume
They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Andy's snot

I was shave (x3)