There was a girl We'll call her Betty
And a guy Let's call him Neil
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real

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Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly,
Or will it be the one who we'll call Lulie

He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide