Konpyutaa obaachan
Computer grandmother

Wow wow wow wow wo wo woh

Boku no obaachan wa
My grandmother is

Meiji umare no konpyutaa
A computer born in Meiji

Sansu kokugo syakai
Mathematics, national language, society,

Nandemo don'to koi! sa
Come in anything directly! yeah

Monosiri hakugaku ashikosi kakusyaku
Knowledgeable, wide knowledge Legs are wobbly

Genki ni wan tuu surii
Cheerfully, one, two, three!

Eigo mo rakuraku, ireba wo kakukaku
Good at English, the false tooth is shakily

Tokui no ei bi shi!
Skillful A, B, C!

Konpyutaa obaachan
Computer grandmother

Iei iei boku wa daisuki sa
Yeah, Yeah, I like her very much

Mukashi banasi kara yufo no hanashi made
From an old tale to the story of the UFO,

Boku no kikitai koto, nandemo oshiete kureru
She teaches me anything I want to know

Bamyuda kaiiki, hawai wa waikiki
Bermuda sea area, Hawaii is Waikiki

Sekai wo mata ni
She straddles all over the world

Hyakubun ikken, jiken wo hakken
Seeing is believing Discovering affairs

Rettu go obaachan
Let's go, grandmother

Konpyutaa obaachan
Computer grandmother

Iei iei puroguramu okei
Yeah, Yeah, program OK!

Zutto itsumademo nagaiki shite kudasai
"Please live long much more forever

Yume no uchu ryokou, kitto dekiru hi ga kuru
The space trip of the dream, the day to be able to surely do it will come sometime

Monosiri hakugaku ashikosi kakusyaku
Knowledgeable, wide knowledge Legs are wobbly

Genki ni wan tuu surii
Cheerfully, one, two, three!

Eigo mo rakuraku, ireba wo kakukaku
Good at English, the false tooth is shakily

Tokui no ei bi shi!
Skillful A, B, C!

Konpyutaa obaachan
Computer grandmother

Iei iei boku wa daisuki sa
Yeah, Yeah, I like her very much