School's not working today
Failing in every way
My girlfriend's not here with me,
the principal just sent me to the office today,
and now I'm gonna run away
I'll run and hide, but that never works
And I can't decide what is worse: failing or leaving?

Failing or leaving
Leaving
Failing or leaving?
Failing or leaving
Leaving, leaving, leaving
Failing and leaving

School's not working today
My math teacher is gay
And in the oven a turkey pot pie,
and now I will say goodbye to my house today
Oh man I'm going to run away
I'll run and hide, but that never works
And I can't decide what is worse: failing or leaving?

Failing or leaving
Leaving
Failing and leaving
Failing and leaving
Leaving, leaving, leaving
Failing and leaving

I'll run and hide, but that never works
And I can't decide what is worse: failing or leaving?
Failing or leaving
Leaving
Failing and leaving
Failing and leaving,
Leaving, leaving
I'm leaving
Failing and leaving
Leaving right now