Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein

Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in das Außland fahren,
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit
Just a little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu Klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps I'm Kopf, du holde Braut,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit
Be my little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany

Germany!

Germany!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany